Ek bar ek Admi samosa kane kisi hotal me gaya to usne samose ka odar diya kuch der bad samosa le kar waiter aya to sardar ne samosa kahan suru hi kya tha ki uske samose me kisi Ladki ka bal nikla to usne kaha waiter se kha ki isme to ladki ka bal ha to waiter ne kha sir 5 [...]
ek sardar raste se ja rha tha to usne dekha ki kuch log Rood par jama ha to wo unke pass gaya par use kuch dikha nahi to wo jor jor se chilna laga ki ya mera Baap ha mera Baap ha To use chilata dekha kar sab log side me ho gaye . sardar [...]
Ek sardar dusre sardar se – I’M GOING Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai..?? Dusra sardar- Main JA Raha Hoon. Sardar- Nahi jane dunga pele matlab bata nahi to tumhari kher nahi. SAnta- Aapne Ghar ka Darwaza Ukad k Kandhe par rakh k ja rha tha banta- Santa Kithe ja rhe ho.? Snta:Tala Khulvaane
Mahabbat KO majburi ka name mat Dena, Hakiqat KO hadso ka name mat Dena, Agr dil me pyar hai kisi k liye to use Dosti ka name mat Dena. Zindagi me kuch lamhe khas ban Gaye Mile To mulakat Ban Gaye Bichde to yaad ban Gaye Aur Jo Dil Se na Gaye Vo Aap ban [...]
Collge ka 1st Day Boy:Tumhra Name kya ha? Gal:Muje Sab Didi kahte he Boy-wow Wat a Coincidence Mujhe sab Jijaji kahte he. Girl-Muje Apni Heere ki Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dkh K Tmhe Yaad kiya Krugi. Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Krna K maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di ya soch [...]
(“.”)>(“-”) <(“-”)> <\”\ <!” !> /”/ _/”\_ _/ ” \__\”\_ good morning from 3 Idiots .. Are Bhaiya All izz well….!!! 3-Idiot Quote: Success k piche mat bhago, Excellence k piche bhago, Excellence k piche bhagoge to success Jhak maar k tumhare piche aayega. 3 idiots MODIFIED: Neend k peeche mat bhaago, agar bhaagna hi [...]
Santa-tum apni wife KO party me kyun le key laate?? Banta – Woo chori Gav ki hai. Santa- Acha!!! Par Mujhe lga sirf aap ki hai… Santa-Arz kiya hai. .Banta-Irshaad Irshaad. .Santa-Arz kiya hai. .Banta-Irshaad Irshaad. .Santa-Abe Kutte kamine age bhi to kuch bolne to de. .Banta-Wah! Wah.. kay bat ha