(1) Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya (2) 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai [...]
Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai Teri ma [...]
p0lice: car wale ko roka, ye suraksha week hi. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho , isliye apko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai, Apa is inam ka kya karoge? Car Driver: mai is inam se apna driving licence banwaunga . pichhli seat par baiti uski maa boli, lski baat ka yakin [...]
Boy: Uncle Dettol soap hai kay? (naak se ugli nikalte huye): haan Beta hai na Boy: to phir haath dhoke ke “cream roll” de do >>> 3 PAGAL Zoom se Farra ho gaye wo ha unke name ha ravi , anup , nikhil wo ABHI bcs kar rahe ha unme ravi ha wo jo yammha [...]
Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz fish do sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent HIV/ AIDS I ADMI K 20 BACHHE . ek din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu? sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir [...]
sardar : o ek kala bulb dena. shopkeepr: Bhaisahab kale bulb ka kay karoge? sardar: 0 yarr dopehar me andhera karke sone ka maja hi kuch aur hai..
SARDAR: Murge kaise diye. MURGAWALA : 80 60 AUR 10 . SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta kyun? MURGAWALA : is ko AIDS hai. SARDAR : Dedo khana to hai koi or kuch na karwana ha.
Teacher- Hame garibon ke Saath me hamesa pyar se pesh aana chahiye. sonu – o Ab mein samjha ki papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyu lagate hain. Ek bar ki bat ha ek ladka ek ladki ko propssed karta ha or bolta ha . i love you i can live without you i can do [...]
Principal asked nicket: why are you late? all ur classmate cam to d clas on time. sunil rplied: ” sir Jhund me to kutte aate hai. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai. dosto me apne bare me bata hu ap ko Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nahi , Ladkiyo se BAte hume pasand [...]