Ladka – sir, Me apki Beti se 15 sall se pyar karta hu . Baap – Ab Kay chahte ho? Ladka – shaadi . Baap – ok, Me samza Tum pention Chahte Ho. Banta Raat ko Cycle le k kabristan me Ghus Gya. Fir Dusri Side se Bahar Nikla Aur pasina poch k bola. Ye [...]
banta-maa kehti h bhais ka dodh pine se dimagh tez hota h. santa- ma bewakuf banati ha, Agr aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist nahi bn jata
Elephant - mouse tum mujse dosti karoge Mouse - par tum bhut bade ho Elephant – dosti me chota bad nahi hota Mouse – ok fir accha ha par ek bat ha khayal rakhna Elephant – kon see bat ka Mouse – me apne kapde share nahi karuga .
Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya. Banta- kay hua yarr? Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h, Banta – to pani me q dubaya? Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na . Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe [...]
Men :Bed majbut banana mere Bete ko Bahu ke sath sona hai. mistri: Aisa majbut Bed banauga SARA MOHALA BAHU K SATH SOEGA TO BAHI NAHI TUTEGA ……. GABBAR : YE PICHWADA HUMKO DE DE THAKUR. THAKUR : dEKH GABBAR, HAAT TAK TO THEEK HAI MAGER gAANDMASTI MUJKO BILKUL PASAN NAHI . Wife : tumhe [...]
Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He, Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge. sonu : Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga. shanta ne shampoo kharida. Santa-iske sath jo Gift hai Do. Shopkeerper – iske sath Gift nahi Hai, Santa-saale jhute, ispe Likha he dendruff free.
(1) A fast Sardar visits Dietition. Docotr- Run 8 km daily for 365 days. After 365 days,Sardar phoned i am slim but, i am 2920 km away for home.. (2) sardar icici Bank me saving A/C opne karne gaya our form lekar sidhe DELHI chale gaya Q? kyuki likha tha “FOLL THE FORM IN CAPITAL”.
1 kATRINA : mera purs chori hogaya. KAREENA : cash tha kay? BIPASA : mobile tha kay? PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay? kATRINA : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha (2) Sardarni _ sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji, Sardar _ ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara [...]
(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel , ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do, taj- kiske name se bheju sir, Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do. (2) kID – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega? [...]
teacher: what is ur father Sonu : lcs in summer & and pcs in winter Teacher: whta’s that Sonu : ice cream seller in summer & pakoda caht seller in winter teacher : which soap us use? monu : sonu soap,sonu paste, sounu brush teacher : is soun an internation company? monu : no, sonu [...]
