funny jokes about funny life

monu- papa , bachha zyad inteligent hote he ya baap?

father- Baap

monu- papa , phone kisne Banaya?

father- graham beel ne.

monu- uske baap ne q nai banaya?

teacher- tumne  Homework nahi kiya…
.. Batao kya saza Du
Student- sir wo jo last chair  pe jo ladki  Bethi hai.
.. uske  saath Bathroom me Bandh kar do….

Banta: Will you marry after i die , wife .
No i will love with my sister .
Wife : will you marry AFTER I DIE,
Banta: no i will also love your sister.

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