jokes
(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel ,
ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do,
taj- kiske name se bheju sir,
Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do.
(2) kID – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega?
PAPA – mai to khusi se pagal ho jaunga
kID - Bus isi Dar se mai FAil ho gaya hu.

