jokes

(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel ,

     ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do,
     taj- kiske name se bheju sir,
   Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do.

(2)  kID    – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega?
        PAPA – mai to khusi se pagal ho jaunga
         kID    -     Bus isi Dar se mai FAil ho gaya hu.

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