jokes about you life

1      kATRINA  : mera  purs chori hogaya.
KAREENA  : cash tha kay?
BIPASA   : mobile tha kay?
PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay?
kATRINA  : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha

(2)   Sardarni _  sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji,
Sardar     _   ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara aur bola
‘kamini’ baki 999 kaun hai?

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