Teacher - BLRBAL KON TA? Student - pata nahi . Teacher - padai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega, Student – jacky kaun ha Teacher - pata nahi Student - Beti pe dhayn do, to pat Chalega. Teacher : Dhobi ka kutta Na Ghar ka na Ghat ka, Aisa same Muharar Bana ke Bataao. Student [...]
Titanic Dub Raha tha , 1 gore be pucha – zamin yahan se kitni dur he? santa- 2 km ha. gor ne pani me kud gaya or pucha kis taraf? santa- niche ki taraf.
College life is like Relience!! ” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein” Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! ” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan After Engagement is Like Idea!! ” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi” After Marrige is like Hutch!! ” Where U go.. network Follows” After Kid is like BSNL!!
santa – tuje swiming ata hai, banta – nahi, santa – tumse to kutta accha jo swiming karta ha, banta – fir tujme or kutta me kay farak ha,
(1) College me Lecture chal rha tha , santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay, Lecture: ye bhar Q gya? banta : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai. (2) 1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the.. Bina ship dube sbi dub gye. Kaise? Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka [...]
santa- oy tu kay kar rha ha . banta- kuch nahi re taare gin rha hu. santa- din me taare. banta- ha raat me to sab ginte ha , mujko record banana ha me din me hi gin ke banauga. santa- hhah me to raat me gin ke banwuga. pass ke kade doctor ne kaha [...]
BOY-Ro Q rahi ho? grill- Mere marks bahut kam aaya he. BOY- Bata kitne Aaye he? gril- Sirf 88% Boy- Khuda k khof se dar Ae zalim. itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate he .
saas : bhgwan ne tujhey 2 -2 anhen di hai . chawal main sey 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti . bahu( man main ) :- sali bhagwan ne 32 daant diye hey 2-4 patthar nahie chaba sakti
(1)1 chuha sharaab ke drum main gira aur mast ho ke nikla aur soyi hui billi ke muh pe laat maar ke bola ” billo ranii………..! kaho to abhi jaan dedun. (2) arz kiya hey badey shayar nick ne aapka kutta app se oob gya, jake gande nale main doob gya, doobte huye bola ab [...]
saas : bhgwan ne tujhey 2 -2 anhen di hai chawal main sey 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti bahu : man main ) :- sali bhagwan ne 32 daant diye hey 2-4 patthar nahie chaba sakti.
