(1) santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na? banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi. banta -magar ye btao bike MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par. (2) banta ne 1 bar ek raha chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko? Ladki – nahi.. banta [...]
(1) santa say banta 1 ladke ko kya chaiyee 1 ladki jo pyaar kare 1 ladki jo usey dil sey chahey 1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile (2) santa : ke bete ka acident hogya doc :- apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi santa ne [...]
Teacher – baccho kal kay ap ko pata ha. Student- nahi kay ha teacher. Teacher- me unko puch ke batati hu . student- teacher ya love kay hota Teacher- love ayne pyar hota ha student- ya pyar kese hota ha teacher- ya to nahi pata kese hota ha par jo bhi hota ha suna ha [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
teacher : Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kay kahte h? Student: samajdhar. teacher : aru galti na hone pe b mafi mangne usko kay kahte h? student: BOYFRIEND
atitude of money.. i met money & said “u r just a piece of paper” Money smiled n said “of course I’M piece of paper. but i have never seen a dustbin in life…”
santa : bata mere haat main kitney egs, hey agar batadega to 16 ke 16 egs tere aur bata ye kaha sey aye to murgi bhi teri banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”
santa – ladki se puchta hai, batao bache kaise hote hai, arey sharmao mat batao, Ladki chup banta – arey bewkuf itna bhi nahi pata bacche sararti hote ha. (2) santa : ek salle me kitni Raate hoti hai!!! banta : 10 Raate hoti hai. santa : 10 Raate kaise? banta : 1 shivarrtri, aur [...]
(1) santa : me ek kam karne wala hu, banta : kay kam karne wala ha tu, santa : me saddi karne wala hu, banta : sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha, santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis, banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu, santa:tu hi to ha wo [...]
(1) banta- tum kay kar rahe ho, santa- kuch nahi yar line mar rha hu, banta- kis par, santa- ha wo mere class meet, banta- kay me janta hu usko, santa- ha tu to usko bachpan se janta ha (2) banta- mera beta doctor banega, snata- merri beti doctor banegi, banta- mera beta ENGGERNER baneta, [...]
