Archive for November, 2010

funny sms

Shadi ke dusare din ladki apne ,ma se phone karke boli ma usnka aur mera zagda hua ma beti ya to hota hai beti wo to thik hai  magar ab lash ka kay karu? Gm Udas hone k liye umar padi he, Nazar utao samne khushiyo khadi he. apni hansi ko ko hotho se door [...]

friend ship sms

Choti se baat par koi shikwa mat karna koi bhul ho to maaf karna, Naraz tab hona jab hum dost tod denge. kyunki aisa tab hoga jab hum duniya chod denge. AE’hawa mere apno ko paigam dena. khushi ka din hanshi ki sham dena. jab wo padhe pyar se mera sms . To un k [...]

friend ship sms

dur ho magr ye ehsas hota he koi hai jo har pal dil ke pass hota he yadd to sabke aati he mager aapki yaad ka andaz kuch khhsat hota ha 6 bate 6 bato ko khatm kr deti he 1- sorry- galti ko 2- dukh- zndgi ko 3- gussa- Rishte ko 4- khushi- dukh [...]

sanat is crazy

(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]

santa ke jokes

(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master  ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,  Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]

chaina main

teaher :- i love you kaha rehta tha student :- china main teacher :- wo kaisey student :- love also no warnty and gaurnty  chaley to chand tak na chale to sham tak.