Archive for December, 2010

masti sms

Girl: is suit ki kay price hai? Dukandaaar: 2500 Rs Girl: Uff Aur pink waly ki price kya hai? Dukandar: ji 2, bar Uff Uff. Nazar Nazar me “pYASS” HAI Har Dil me ek “EHSAAS” HAI yU hi nahi  Humne Aapse dosti ki, Yaar humari  pasand hi khuch “khaas” hai. Dosto Zindagi me “Girl Friend [...]

ishq ka Dastur

Ishq Karna Hai To Phir Ishq Ka Dastur Suno, Sari Dunia Mein Kiya Naam – Wo Naam Suno, Shiri-Faar Haad Ne Wo Kesi Wafayein Ki Thi, Mar Gaye Ishq Mein Hanste Hanste Zaraa Yaad Karo, Soni Mahiwaal Ne Kyaa Ishq Kiya Yaad Karo, Pyaar Ke Naam Pe Jaan Gawai Ye Bhi To Suno, Leylaa-Leylaa Karte [...]

SMS OF THE DAY

SOME People Think “BLACK ” COLOUR  AS Sentimentaly  Bad But They Fail to REALISE THAT “EVERY BLACK BORAD Makes the Students BRIGHT” SO THINK  POSITIVE. Lamho me jo kat jae wo kay Zindgi, Ansuo me jo Bheh jae wo kay zindgi, Falsafa Hi kuch Aur jo Hr kisiko Samajh Aye to kay Zindgi. Hr Baat [...]

sms

SITARON ko Bheja He Apko Sulane ke liye, Chand aaya he Lori Gane k Liye, so Jaiye mithe Khwabo me, Subah Suraj ko Bhejenge Apko jagane k Liye, Nazar mile to use IZHAR Kahte h ratoko nind na aaye to use PYAR khte h Smile de use IKRAR Khte h jo in jamelo me ne [...]

really funny jokes

Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO  maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.

BECHARA MARD

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to zalim, Aurat se pit jaye to buzdil. Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekhkar ladai kare to jelous, Chup rahe tho be-gairet. Ghar se bahar rahe to aawara, Undar rahe to Nakara. Baccho ko dante to zalim, Na dante to laparwah. Aurat ko nokari se roke to sakki mizaaz, Or [...]

friend ship sms

zindgi rahe na rahe dosti rahegi, paas rahe na raho yade rahegi, apni zindgi me hamesha haste rahna, kyunki tumhari haasi meek muskan hamari rahegi. baate karke rula na dena, yu chup rehkar saza na dena, na de sako khushi, to gam hi sahi bas ek wada karo ki zindgi me hume kabhi bhula na [...]

really sms

Dil ne kaha koi tajhe yaad kar rha hai, maine socha ye Dil mazak kar rha hai, fir Jab Aai mujhe hichki to Khayal Aaya ki ko mere sms ka intzar kr rha ha. jo phulon ki sej pe chalte hai.. woh kaanto ka chubana kay jane… Patther se takarana sikha hi Nahin woh chotka [...]

Love sms

Jo hum kisi k Hamdar na hote To hmare seene me b itne dard na hota, Hamare ansuo se hi to h fizao me nami, warna, ye mosam itna sard na hota. Jo mera tha wo mrea ho na paya anko me ansu the magar ro na payi, 1 Roj usne kaha k hum milenge [...]

friend ship sms

*    Ab to hasne ki soch hi Rula  deti h. jo b Milta h dil ko dhukha deta h. waise b aisa kay ha mujhme jo yad kare duniya ye to duniya ka dastur h waqt acche acche kobhula deta hai meri kay majal . *   ansu ki bundo ko noor kar diya [...]