Archive for January, 2011
SABE Anmol gift agr ap kisiko dete ho to w hi TIME QKI ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal dete hoo jo kbhi lot kar vapas nahi Ata. u dost hai mera, tuje pe jaan waar dunga, Magar jyada uchiega toh teri mar dunga. Tu dikhta hai Achha , tu likhta hai achha, tu [...]
January 31st, 2011 | Posted in free sms | No Comments
Mere rab ne ya karam ankha rakhna, Di sari khusi par tanha rakha , Toot jata hai har khwab pura hokar isliye maine ek khwab adhura raka.. khuda se kay mangu tere vaste’ khushiyon se bhare h tere raste, Hasi tere labo pe ho is tarha, khusboo fool pe ho is tarha, nibhati hai jis [...]
January 31st, 2011 | Posted in sms, Uncategorized | No Comments
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
January 30th, 2011 | Posted in jokes, sex jokes | No Comments
1) GOLDNE TRUTH: every boy may nt be king to his “GIRL FRIEND BUT he is always a prince to his “mother” 2) kuch Vigyaan kahte hai, ZUBAAN pe lagi chot sabse jalidi theek hai, Aur gyan kahta hai “ZUBAAN se lagi chot kabhi theek nahi hoti..? good morning have a nice day
January 30th, 2011 | Posted in sms | No Comments
1) Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai/ Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 2) “MAA-BAAP” ki 1 Dua zindgi bana degi, Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi, Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund [...]
January 28th, 2011 | Posted in father son jokes | No Comments
* Hsate rahe app hazaro ke beech mein jese haste hai phool bahro ke ke beeh mein roshan ho app kuniya mein iss traha jese hota hai chand sitaro ke beeh mein. * Gar naye din mein ek nayi ass ho , har ashirvad ka saya aapke sath ho , koi dukh aapko chhu na [...]
January 27th, 2011 | Posted in sms, Uncategorized | No Comments
1) Mera Andaz Duniya se Nirala h Lekin Tera Waqt Badalne Wala h 1 sms krd kajus Warna mera 1 or sms Aane wala h (2) Taaron ko gin-ne wale hum na the, akele gungunane wale ham na the, ye to aapki dosti ne aadat laga di, warna kisko ko itne sms karne wale hum [...]
January 25th, 2011 | Posted in love sms, Uncategorized | No Comments
(1) Log Aksar dua Karte hai ki khuda pyar karne walo ko juda Na karwaye.. par hum bus itna hi Kahenge ki, jo na ho kismat me Khuda us se pyar Hi Na karvaye.. (20 heart is empty witout luv mind is empty witout wisdm eyes r empty wiout dreams & life is empty without [...]
January 25th, 2011 | Posted in love sms, Uncategorized | No Comments
Aj unka didar kar na sake, Dil tadpta rha, aakhe bichayee thi jiske intjar me, use dekh n tha kassor humara tha, ijahare dil unhone kiya, inkkar humne kiya, us inkkar ko inkkar samjhne ki bhul unhone ki, Humari aakho ka pyaar vo padh na sake, humar pyar ko vo dhoka samjeh baithe , or [...]
January 25th, 2011 | Posted in shayari | No Comments
koy sayar koi pagle koi fakir ban jay, Aap ko jo dekhe wo Khud tasir ban jaye , Na fulo ki jarurt, na kalio ki jarurt, jaha Aap kadam rakhe wahi kashmiar ban jaye, Zindagi humari itni rooshan na hoti Agar app Ye gulshan abaad na karte mana hum baat nahi karte hai iska matlab [...]
January 23rd, 2011 | Posted in free sms | No Comments