Aaj rab se mulakat hui, Thodi si aapke baare me baat hui, maine poocha, kay dost Diya , kay kismat maine pai hai , Rab ne kaha sambhal k Rkhna wo meri parchai hai, Khuda kare Aaj ki raat apke liye khaas ho Macher har waqt apke aas pass ho Kaat kaat kar apko khaye [...]
o sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga… Company ki larkiyaan khubsoorat aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus woh READ-ONLY hain… Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye… Tumhare samne [...]
Master ji apne student se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao, Studt-Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki do beti hai, pr mai marta hu jyoti pe..
TItliyo ko pakdna uski aadat thi, har ek se ladna uski aadat thi, wo jinhe tanhia se dar lagta tha, magar tanhai me rahna uski aadat thi, wo MERE har jut se kuch hote , jinhe hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi wo ek aansu bhi girne par khafa hote, jinhe tanhai me rone ki [...]
1)pani na ho t nadiyan kis kamki Aansu na ho to Akhiyan kis kamki “Dul” na ho to Dhadkan kis kaamki Aap jaise “DOST”na to Zindgi kis kam ki. 2) Jab waqt ki dhadkano ko tham leta h koi, Hum sunte h khyalo me naam leta h koi, yaade tab aur yaadgaar ban jati hai, [...]
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
“S.L.E.E.P? s- Say thans to the gd L- Lying on the bed. E- Eyes closed sloowly. E- End of the day. P- plan for the next day good night NIND Muje Apni or khichti Rhi NIND ka Jhoka mera man Moh Gya Or 1 Rat phir inTeligent bacha bina pade so gaya.
3 Cheeze Zindagi me 1 bar milti h, 1. Ma baap, 2. rup rang, 3. jawaani, 3 cheeze soch samajh kar uthao, 1. kadam , 2. kasam , 3. kalam , 3 cheeze soch kar karo, 1. mohabbat, 2.baat , 3. Faisla, 3 cheeze kisi ka intezar nahi karti, 1. mout, 2. waqt , 3. [...]
Boyfriend rushees home: pack ur bag honey . i,ve won Rs 10 crores in a lttery. Gf: WOW! thailand or Switzerland? BF: WHO Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST…… Afsos Hota Hai US pal jab apni pasand koi, chura Leta hai, hum khwabo me Dekha karte hai usey. Aur Haqkikat koi aur [...]
