Diye Se na pucho Baki tel Kitna Hai. Sanso se na pucho Baki Khel kitna Hai. Pucho us kafan me soe hue insan se , ki Zindagi me Gum or kafan me chain kitna hai. Humko yu pagle banana chod do, Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do, Tumhare khusbu alag hi hoti hai yarr, [...]
Agar koi Dost nahi hai to Life is Jail.. Aur agar Bure Dost ho to Nothing is well… But Agar Dost aap jaisa ho to ALL IS WELL….. Tum ho sabki ankho ka nur, Ho apni adaon ke liye mashur, Tum ho is zamne me sabse alag, Sabse juda, Kyunki tum insaan ke roop me [...]
Santa-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega. Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona. santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi banta-To exchange krna tha santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. SANTA:chal Race lagate [...]
Boy:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi? Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga. Wife:Jab main Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo Husband:Taki Muhalle wale ye na samjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu. Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho? Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di. Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya [...]
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
1 pehchan hazar dost bana Deti H 1 muskan hazaro gam bhula deti H Zindgi k safar me SmbhaL kr chlna 1 galat fehmi Hzaro sapno ko jala deti H. Tere Pyar Jitne ka Intzar Hai, Tu Kare Mera Intzar Is Bat Ka Intzar Hai Hum Aakho Se Dil Me Utar Jaynge, Bas teri Nazar [...]
Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde :- 1-Time ki bacht 2-Acchi Nind 3-koi Miss Call nahi 4-Koi chinta nahi 5-No Boring Sms 6-Koi safai nahi Kis Had tak jana ha ye kn janta h, kis manzil ko pana h ya koon janta h, ji bhar k jee lo kis Roz bichad jana h, ye kon [...]
A boy asked to a girl:tum itni khubsurat kyo ho? Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h. Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha. Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI? GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna. Papa aur [...]
Sardar:ha ji ek ladki se hui h Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he. santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua To Apko Kesa Lgega Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail [...]
