facebook status :- The Best Golden Rules which you should follow in life, Always be good to forgive someone who have done anything wrong with you, But don’t be so Stupid to Trust them Again and get kicked off on you But. be calm and think on it Don’t Be Fool to live some one [...]
you know that the moon learns from you that he is not beautiful as you are, sun also respect you, and stars also shine for you, but there is someone who really lives for you and loves you its me. In life always bee practical like, never settle with someone who buys a coffee for [...]
when ever i have time i look your eyes i realise that i am in them when ever i have time to listen your voice i feel that i am in heaven when ever i take your name i feel i am more nearer to you when ever i touch my heart it beats for [...]
why we need someone to care us ? because we love someone so we care for them just be careful when you care for them. . . . “every one is in love but the one who is in love you can find then in your dreams” “my love is not a joke but when [...]
Rab aapke sare gam REt par likh de , taki wo hawa se hi mit jaye or Khushiya likhe patter per taki HAWA TO KYA USE Baarish bhi na mita paye. palak juka kr salam krte h, dil ki dr dua aap k naawm krte h, kabul ho to muskura dena , aapki 1 muskurahat [...]
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna Bahu:Samajh Gai. Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Kam karo aisa k pehchan ban jaye hr kadam aisa chalo k nishan bn jaye yaha zindegi to sabhi kat lete hain zindegi jiyo aisi k misal ban jaye. DilSe Kuch Der Usko Juda Rakhu Mere Bas Me Nahi Mein Usko Khafa Rkhu Nahi He Kuch B Mere DilMe Siwa Usk Mai Usko Bhula Du [...]
Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi? Papa:Ha Beta:KisSe? Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli? Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge? Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge? aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!! Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he Girl-Chhoro na Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he Grl-Chhoro na Papu-Itni der [...]
Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho. Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho? Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he. santa:hum 25 [...]
Girl-jab tumhe meri yadd ati hai to ium kya karte ho, Boy- mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leta hu aur tum? Girl- mai GOLO FLALEK PI LETI HU. Maine ek Dr. se puchha- Bacche itne shararti kiyu hote hai, Fantastic jawadb mila: jo cheez banti hi Sharart se wo Sharif kaise ho sakti h? [...]
