Archive for June, 2011

you should avoid 9 things

9 Advices to youth in further life 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy Truly 2> Never Lie To Parents 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies. 5> Always Guide A Friend. 6> Never Bunk College/School. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night 8> Always Study Well 9> Die Immediately If You Follow [...]

facebook status for trust

Facebook status for trust we should Never believe in 3 people:which have this Sagittarius, Aries, Pisces These are the person who are most selfish and mean. you should try not to lose 3 people: Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn You can trust them and they are sincere and true lovers. you should always try not to share [...]

best funny jokes

1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usey sath waley toilet se awaz aayi kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kar bola: ……Theek hun Phir aawaz aayi, kya kar rahe ho? Admi:Betha hun,phir awaaz aayi, mai aa jaun? Admi ghabra ke bola: Nhi nhi mai busy hun phir aawaz aayi, Acha yaar tumhe bad me [...]

sheela and munni

sheela :Apka favorite Phool konsa hai ? Muni:Soo nice Question. sheela: ya:) Muni:Phoolon me mujhay flower bohat pasand hai.. Munni :If a GIRL ever steals my MAN, there’s no better REVENGE than letting her KEEP him,,, REAL MAN CAN’T BE STOLEN,,,, UNLESS HE WANTS TO… Munni to shell : How 2 forget love failure. SMOKING [...]

facebook status about users

There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers: 1. Over Photo Editors 2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters 3. Page Likers 4. Attention Seekers 5. Wall Posters 6. Farmvillers 7. Cars For Profile Picturers 8. Depressing Status Updaters 9. Spammers 10. Swearers 11. Constant Status Likers 12. Stalkers 13. Fake Relationship Statusers 14. Inboxers 15. Chatters 16. Pokers [...]

facebook status

facebook status if Your girl frd Claims She Never Looks At Your Facebook Profile, Change Your Status To **Single** And Wait 5 Minutes…. facebook status Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?- facebook status “Marriage age 18 Drinking age 25. Can someone ask the damn [...]

girls cant be changed

A Girl Wont Cry Easily, Except in Front of The Person; …Who She Love The Most, She Becomes Weak..! -A Girl Wont Cry Easily, Only When She Love You The Most, She Put Down Her Ego..! -If a Girl Cries Bcoz of You, Hold Her Hands Firmly, She’s The one Who Would Stay With You [...]

facebook status I really don’t care if someone doesn’t like me… I wasn’t put on this earth to entertain anyone fb status God :- what do u want ? Boy :- a very beautiful girl . God :- if u r a Muslim I’ll give u Katrina, …if u r a Hindu I’ll give u [...]

girls and boys fact

“DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDSHIP OF BOYS AND GIRLS” A girl was late to home. papa-kaha thi tu? Girl-frnd k yaha thi Papa ne 10 ladkiyo ko phone kiya. Every1 rejected. A boy was late to home. His Papa -kha tha tu? Boy-frnd ke yha tha Papa ne 10 dosto ko phone kiya 4 ne kaha-ha,yahi per [...]

Best facebook status

Women spend 6% of their lives pulling down da bottom of their shirt !! xD Best facebook status “No one in the world is born for u….. but….. U can make someone live for u….. Live life in such a way that…. others love to live for U….. Best facebook status Life is a blank [...]