Archive for July, 2011

THE BEST INSULT MESSAGE

Boy: do u like me ?? Girl: No ( boy got sad ) Girl: y r u sad?? Boy: coz u dont like me Girl: u never asked if I love u ? Boy: aww!!! do u love me ..?? Girl: NOoo…. “Double beiztti ” Height of insult…. Bf msgs his gf… ” jannu i [...]

girls can change there status

Different Girlfriends Fighting With Their Bfs: Pilot’s Girl Friend -Ziyada Ud Mat Samjha Teacher’s Gf – Mujhe Mat Sikhao Samjhe Dentist’s Gf – Daant Tod K Hath Me De Dungi Docter’s Gf – Tabiyat Durust Kr Doungi MBA’S Gf – Mind Ur Own Business Samjha C.A Stdnts Gf . . Abe Phle Pas To Ho [...]

BOys are great

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !! the best facebook status if you need Innocent Truthful Pure That’s Why When Boys Say. ‘I Love You’. . . . Girls Remove Their Sandals… :pp boys are great haha Boy Rishty K Lye Lrki K Ghr Gya, Girl K Walid Sb: Beta Kya Naam Ha? Boy: [...]

Husband wife

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband :ask what shall i assume for your silence ? Wife : let me count first husband : socked haha once a husband (dad) goes with her wife and child child to dad : dad my chocolate is on [...]

girls cannot change themeselves

A Girl’s Facebook Status: “Hey Guys, Can Anyone Tell Me What Does ‘LOL’ Mean? A Boy Comments: “Laughing 0ut Loud” Girl Comment: “What’s So Funny In Me Not Knowing The Fullform Of ‘LOL’ Why Are You Laughing. . . ? Stop Making Fun Of Me. . . !! gitls cannot change Boy: i wana tel [...]

facebook status new things

facebook status for removing tension from your head Just 3 Steps to End Ur Tensions. Ctrl+Alt+Del “Ctrl” Urself, look for “ALTERNATE” solution & “DEL” the Situation that cause the tension..!! this is the new genration so be carefull just make this your facebook status and let your friends enjoy the facebook status and facebook sms [...]

wow what an status

facebook status update and the best status for u Every Tear Is A Sign 0f . . . . . Cutting Onions – Every Silence Is A Sign 0f . . . . . Zero Balance – Every Smile Is A Sign 0f . . . . . Daily Brushing… Life Is So Simple Don’t [...]

life without love

Love hurts the most and the best thing about love is that it never get you down U can hurt a true heart in love as much as you want, it won’t stop lOVING YOU, but if u cheat a true heart, it wont hurt u, but it wont dare to LOVE YOU AGAIN… :” [...]

husband and wife sillythings

Husband and wife cannot be changed Wife Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. Wife Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling” The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: husband [...]

father son jokes

Father to his son : son never drink alcohol son : ya dad sure father when you drink alcohol you will see that two people four son- but dad there is only one person