Archive for July, 2011
Boy: do u like me ?? Girl: No ( boy got sad ) Girl: y r u sad?? Boy: coz u dont like me Girl: u never asked if I love u ? Boy: aww!!! do u love me ..?? Girl: NOoo…. “Double beiztti ” Height of insult…. Bf msgs his gf… ” jannu i [...]
July 31st, 2011 | Posted in Facebook status | No Comments
Different Girlfriends Fighting With Their Bfs: Pilot’s Girl Friend -Ziyada Ud Mat Samjha Teacher’s Gf – Mujhe Mat Sikhao Samjhe Dentist’s Gf – Daant Tod K Hath Me De Dungi Docter’s Gf – Tabiyat Durust Kr Doungi MBA’S Gf – Mind Ur Own Business Samjha C.A Stdnts Gf . . Abe Phle Pas To Ho [...]
July 31st, 2011 | Posted in Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde | No Comments
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !! the best facebook status if you need Innocent Truthful Pure That’s Why When Boys Say. ‘I Love You’. . . . Girls Remove Their Sandals… :pp boys are great haha Boy Rishty K Lye Lrki K Ghr Gya, Girl K Walid Sb: Beta Kya Naam Ha? Boy: [...]
July 31st, 2011 | Posted in girl and Boy | No Comments
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband :ask what shall i assume for your silence ? Wife : let me count first husband : socked haha once a husband (dad) goes with her wife and child child to dad : dad my chocolate is on [...]
July 31st, 2011 | Posted in husband and wife | No Comments
A Girl’s Facebook Status: “Hey Guys, Can Anyone Tell Me What Does ‘LOL’ Mean? A Boy Comments: “Laughing 0ut Loud” Girl Comment: “What’s So Funny In Me Not Knowing The Fullform Of ‘LOL’ Why Are You Laughing. . . ? Stop Making Fun Of Me. . . !! gitls cannot change Boy: i wana tel [...]
July 28th, 2011 | Posted in girl and Boy | No Comments
facebook status for removing tension from your head Just 3 Steps to End Ur Tensions. Ctrl+Alt+Del “Ctrl” Urself, look for “ALTERNATE” solution & “DEL” the Situation that cause the tension..!! this is the new genration so be carefull just make this your facebook status and let your friends enjoy the facebook status and facebook sms [...]
July 28th, 2011 | Posted in facebook jokes | No Comments
facebook status update and the best status for u Every Tear Is A Sign 0f . . . . . Cutting Onions – Every Silence Is A Sign 0f . . . . . Zero Balance – Every Smile Is A Sign 0f . . . . . Daily Brushing… Life Is So Simple Don’t [...]
July 26th, 2011 | Posted in facebook sms | No Comments
Love hurts the most and the best thing about love is that it never get you down U can hurt a true heart in love as much as you want, it won’t stop lOVING YOU, but if u cheat a true heart, it wont hurt u, but it wont dare to LOVE YOU AGAIN… :” [...]
July 26th, 2011 | Posted in facebook sms | No Comments
Husband and wife cannot be changed Wife Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. Wife Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling” The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: husband [...]
July 13th, 2011 | Posted in husband and wife | No Comments
Father to his son : son never drink alcohol son : ya dad sure father when you drink alcohol you will see that two people four son- but dad there is only one person
July 11th, 2011 | Posted in father son jokes | No Comments