JOKES and funny Jokes

Em fed up with facebook.. i will neva open it again:-/ if uh want my passward.. Here it is.. Anyone can take it.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [...]

business talk Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: Then ok Dad goes 2 Bill Gates ……Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Then [...]

date day and month ans select your birthday date and you can get a chance of getting nice day and nice complement so be sure you get your birthday day and u can also get your boyfriend and girl friend according to your birth date, so here you go January = February = March = [...]

Heart touching lines: When nails are growing, We cut our nails, Not fingers Similarly when EGO is rising, We should cut EGO, Not RELATIONS… heart touching lines Height of ßahaduri” Arrive home late, Mobile in hand, Typing msg, Singing a song, Mom waitng 4 u with a JHAROO & U say HEY Mom! abi tak [...]

pepsi the best Have you solved the mystery of “Kisnay Kaha tha ke Pepsi 65 ke Kardo ?” =P facebook jokes Follow the steps below to get the answer: 1) go to google translate 2) type in “Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?” 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) [...]

Most Intelligent statement said by a Flirt… . .. . . . . . . . I am not afraid of proposing a girl, but i m scared what if she agrees ?

Girls status on fb —-> Comments: 1.Haww! Kya hua? 2.Hey,every thing ok? Should i call? 3.Hey,don’ t b sad.Tell me what happned? 4.Everything gonna be ok baby,chill ……Boys status on fb —-> Comments: 1.Rote hi rahio zindagi bhar…. 2. Kya hua kamine 3.Sala Dukhi aatma. 4.Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale. facebook status What you do [...]

facebook sms best way to express if you have sms pack on your mobile .. .. .. .. .. .. .. then what i also have on my mobile haha P: (”.)/’

Boy: “I Love U” Girls: i like someone else The boy in sad mood looks at The ground ……then, looks again at the girl with a smile & says . . . . . ” yaar phir Apni Friend se hi karwa do meri setting ” =p

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her…… will u hug me….? She replied.., offcourse not… he dropped her…. …… she was caught on 30th floor by another boy…. He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too…. [...]