Archive for September, 2011

zoo

‘ZOO MEIN’ Convent school k bachche-oh ! wow the monkey is sleeping,dont disturb. Govt. School k bachche – OYE,WO DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI. PATTHAR MAR SAALE KO!! Girl Asked : “Who Is Beautiful Me Or Moon ? “Best Answer Given By a Boy ” I Don’t Know But When I See You I [...]

falling in love

♥ 7 signs your falling in love ♥ 7. You’ll read their texts over and over again 6. You’ll walk really really slow while you r with them 5. They become all you think about 4. You’ll get high just by their smell 3. You’ll realize that you’re always smiling, when you think about them [...]

teacher and student talking

Teacher and student lecture about some topic Teacher- Tomorrow i will give lecture on Sun so everyone have to come. Student: But teacher i cannot come. Teacher : Why cant you come ? Student : my mother will not allow me to go so far teacher and Student Teacher : student take a promise that [...]

flowers life

I want to fill your life with the smell of all of flowers. I want to make your life as happy as you want. I want to make you as dear as I want. I want to make you the most special person. I want to love you till the last breath of mine. flowers [...]

love quotes for you all

love quotes When I was sad you were not here, I was all broken but you didn’t care, you forgot that I have got heart too, Though it was always busy loving u..! love quotes Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada Mehenti Hoti Hain… Kyun k 100 Mein Say 50 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti [...]

teacher and student

teacher and student A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . “OYE GADHO CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIYA CHUPA LO…” =P =D

facebook status updates-01

facebook status sabse jada nash kisme hai ? sharab me :- no bhaang me :- no pyaar me:- no paise me :- no sabse jyada nasha kitab me hota hai kholte hi neend aane lagti hai facebook status about mom and daughter Mom=Jab Boyfrnd kiss kare to bolo “don’t”, aur jab gale lage to bolo [...]

girls cannot be changed boys can get them

GIRL- Ghire baadlo me teri yad ati h, Sawan k aane se teri yad aati h, Barish k bundo me teri yad ati h, BOY- Ha janta hu teri CHHATRI deni h, Taane mat mar.. Small Boy and girl love story- Uske kadam jidhal jidhal pale, maine wo jagah chum li, ol woh bewafaa meli [...]

the best jokes of the day

best jokes Arz Kia Hai.. Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati Wah Wah kya baat hai Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati Girl FRIEND Moti Ho Tu Bahoun Me Nahi aati. ( ‘ ‘ ) (“,) /( ) / / / / / Oh teri khair motiye Aankhon me nami thi [...]