Archive for October, 2011

this one is for my friend

Where their is a will their is a way is this ok

love means nothing

Love doesn’t mean to win someone…. But It means to lose yourself for someone…. It is not done by the excellence of mind…. But It is done by the purity of heart….

the best heart touching

heart touching shayari Drd-E-Bewafai Ka Gila Nhi Krte Mukadar Main Jo NaHo Wo Mila Nhi Krte Mt Dekh Kisi Ko Nigah-E-Hsrat Se Wfadar Kisi Ki Nazron Se Gira Nhi Krte… the best heart touching shayari

Students Vs Teachers

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. … When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don’t do our work in time, [...]

Boss can be boss

Boss can be boss Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior (in [...]

sardar buying tv

sardar buying tv Ek sardar ko tv leni thi..woh shop par gaya aur bola “ye tv kitne ki hai?” “Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi bachte”-Salesman replied.. “Acha chal ok…take care” …woh gaya aur shaving kara ke mast black specs pehan ke 1 month baad aaya.. “ye tv kitne ki hai?” “Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi [...]

husband wifes joke

Husband wifes joke A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered. “Hello,” said the man, “Would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses to give your wife for staying out late ?” “Why on earth would I buy a book like that ?” asked the woman. “Because,” replied [...]

STUDENT DABAANG STYLE

“Student DABAANG Style”” SIR:-ROCKY tumhare saare ans galat hai ROCKY:-kamaal karte ho sir gi marks hi to maang rahe hay, pyar se de do warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hay….! SIR:- Battamiz..!!! ROCKY:-Battamiz se yaad aya sir aapke pitaji kaise hay??? SIR:-nikal ja class se..!!! ROCKY:-Chup-chap marks de do warna ans sheet may [...]