Archive for November, 2011
shayri Me Tod Leta Agar Wo “GULAB” Hoti Me Jawab Banata Agar Wo SAWAL Hoti Sab Jante Hai Me Nasha Nahi Karta Fir Bhi Pi Leta Agar Wo SHARAB Hoti shayari Surat par aapki fida ho kar, humne aaapki tasvir banwaai hai, Ghar ko hamare nazar na lage iss liye, Woh tasvir bahar gate par [...]
November 27th, 2011 | Posted in shayari | No Comments
students Fail why? Let’s look at the whole Year. Sundays 52 in a year, Days left 313. Summer holidays 50, Days left 263. 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days, Days left 141. 1 hr daily playing means 15 days, Days left 126. 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days. Days left 96. 1 hr talking [...]
November 27th, 2011 | Posted in Smart ness of boys | No Comments
Santa ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein “jannat” likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki Santa jiska [...]
November 23rd, 2011 | Posted in santa banta jokes | No Comments
When You Love .. You Get Hurt.. When you Get Hurt.. You Try To hate.. When You Hate.. … You Try To Forget.. When You Try to Forget.. U Start missing..! When You Start Missing.. You Fall in Love again…!!
November 23rd, 2011 | Posted in love Quote | No Comments
Khwab Tut Kr Bikhre To Haqikt Smjho, Koi Apna Ruthe To Mohbt Smjho, Dur Rehkr Jo Yad Aye Use Chaht Smjho, Jise Chaho Wo Mil Jye To Kismt smjho. Kinna Pyaar Hai Tere Lyi Mere Dil Vich…. Izhaar Kite Bina Main Reh Sakda Nahi…. Pal Pal Tenu Milan Lyi Marda Reha Haan…. Hun E Judayi [...]
November 20th, 2011 | Posted in Facebook status | No Comments
Khule asmaan me zammen ki talash na kro. Zameen ki talash na karo jee lo zindagi khushi ki talash na karo . Takdeer badal jayegi apne aap hi. muskurana sikho wajah ki talash na karo.
November 20th, 2011 | Posted in funnyjokes | No Comments
Whats attitude? 3 Ants saw an elephant coming.. 1st Ant- v will break his leg, 2nd- v will kill him, 3rd Ant- … “Leave him today, he is alone & V r 3….
November 17th, 2011 | Posted in jokes | No Comments
♥ ♥ True Love ♥ ♥True Love Quote, True Love Quotes Husband comes home Drunk n Breaks some crockery , vomits n Falls down on d floor…. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything…. Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him…. He prays that they should not [...]
November 17th, 2011 | Posted in love sms | No Comments
relation ship is good when we have some things with us like TV ♥ + Facebook ♥ + No School ♥ … … + Friends ♥ + Rain ♥ + Music ♥ + Bed ♥ = “PERFECT LIFE” … =D so perfect relation ship is good if we have the best things with us
November 17th, 2011 | Posted in Relationship Jokes | No Comments
“LIFE is just ONCE!” Take Chances! Tell The Truth! Learn To Say No! Spend Your Money On The Things You Love! Get To Know Someone Random! Say I Love You To Someone In Life! Feel The True Love! Tell The Idiot How He/She Hurts You! Abuse Someone Who Deserves It! Sit Alone, Watch The Rain [...]
November 17th, 2011 | Posted in friend sms | No Comments