Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Huwa Tha. Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala? Admi Bola. Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha. Khushi K Mare Train K Enjine Ko Choom Liya Tha.. (2) Sardar to doctor: Mujhe ek problem hai Dr: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone [...]
Teacher to Boy – Kal absent kyon the tum ?? Boy – Ma’am, aap ke kehne par, main”The Dirty Picture”dekhne gaya tha. Teacher – Kya ?? Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ??? Boy – Ma’am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho, ‘ ‘VIDYA’me mann lagaao..!! Teacher – :/ (2) GiRl:-TeRi mErI, mErI TeRi pReM [...]
Teacher student Teacher: which book has helped u most in ur Life ????? . . . . . . . . . . Student: my father’s cheque book. MORAL : Har Jaga Facebook nhi chalta .Facebook ke keerrrroooo……:D
3 impossibilities in the world. – You cant count your hair. - You cant wash your eyes with soap. – You cant breathe when your tongue is out. . . . Now please put your tongue back inside, you look like a dog..
A Small Love Story GIRL: Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ? BOY: Nahi GIRL: Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ? BOY: Nahi GIRL: Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ? BOY: Nahi Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas [...]
teacher student Teacher – What is the square root of 63??? student -i dont know… teacher- you dont know anything, you stupid boy.. Student-I have a question for you mam.. that you can never answer. Teacher-what a question??? student-why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?? Teacher:- …….. Teacher shocks, Student rocks teacher student gives the best
Teacher Students rocks Teacher: “Why are you late? Student: “I`m late?” Teacher: “You just missed an entire period” Student: “Are you telling me I`m pregnant?”- teacher students rocks means if teacher is smart then students are more
Dost hote nahi bhul jaane ke liye, Zindagi milti hai dost banane ke liye, Humse dosti rakhyega tho itni khushi denge, ke waqt hee nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye. Na karo wo vada jise tum nibha na sako, Mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako, Pyar kahan kisi ka pura hota hai, Pyar [...]
