Best joke ever said

A boy said Goodbye To His .Girl friend,
But
Before That,
He Gave Her 13 Roses.
12 Were Real
……And
1 Was Fake
Then He Said to His Girl friend,
“I will Love you Forever …
Until the Last rose Dies.”
The 3 Biggest Lies From Guys:
I’m Sorry
I Love You
I Won’t Hurt You
.
…The 3 Biggest Lies From Girls:
I’m Fine
I’m Not Mad At You
I Don’t Love You
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Mein Ne CHAND Se Pocha Aey Chand Bata Mera Mehboob Kaisa Hai ??

Chand Ne Kaha
Dekh Beta :

Pehli Baat To yeh ke Mein Tere Baap Ka Nokar Nahin Hun ..0.o

Aur Dosri Baat Yeh Ke Mujhe Itna Door Se Nazar Nahin Aata.. :

Aur Teesri Baat Yeh Ke Yeh Apna Chichora Pan Dunya Tak Hi Rakh Aasman Tak Mat Lekar Aa :@@

lo Ji Karlo Baat Ab CHAND Se :\