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really funny jokes

Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Huwa Tha. Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala? Admi Bola. Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha. Khushi K Mare Train K Enjine Ko Choom Liya Tha.. (2) Sardar to doctor: Mujhe ek problem hai Dr: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone [...]

CONFIDENCE cannot be changed

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss’s Number By Mistake & Said : Hey, Send A Coffee In My Cabin In Two Minutes ! ….. ….. .. .. Boss Shouted : Do You Know Whom You’re Talking To ?!!!!!! Junior : No! Boss: I’m The Boss Of This Office. Junior [...]

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best funny jokes

1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usey sath waley toilet se awaz aayi kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kar bola: ……Theek hun Phir aawaz aayi, kya kar rahe ho? Admi:Betha hun,phir awaaz aayi, mai aa jaun? Admi ghabra ke bola: Nhi nhi mai busy hun phir aawaz aayi, Acha yaar tumhe bad me [...]

fuuny jokes esa bhi hota ha

(1) Pappu cycle ke break hath me lekar nach raha tha. Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho… pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE” (2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua? Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!! (3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi [...]