Ladka – sir, Me apki Beti se 15 sall se pyar karta hu . Baap – Ab Kay chahte ho? Ladka – shaadi . Baap – ok, Me samza Tum pention Chahte Ho. Banta Raat ko Cycle le k kabristan me Ghus Gya. Fir Dusri Side se Bahar Nikla Aur pasina poch k bola. Ye [...]
Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He, Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge. sonu : Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga. shanta ne shampoo kharida. Santa-iske sath jo Gift hai Do. Shopkeerper – iske sath Gift nahi Hai, Santa-saale jhute, ispe Likha he dendruff free.
SARDAR: Murge kaise diye. MURGAWALA : 80 60 AUR 10 . SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta kyun? MURGAWALA : is ko AIDS hai. SARDAR : Dedo khana to hai koi or kuch na karwana ha.
Teacher- Hame garibon ke Saath me hamesa pyar se pesh aana chahiye. sonu – o Ab mein samjha ki papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyu lagate hain. Ek bar ki bat ha ek ladka ek ladki ko propssed karta ha or bolta ha . i love you i can live without you i can do [...]
Bhige mausam ki khusbu in hawo me ho apki yado ka ehsas in fizo me ho yu hi rhe sada apke hotho pr mushurhat itna asar meri duaao me ho ..
Jindgi me tum bhut aage jawoge Koy ki jaha bhi tum jawoge, sab kahege Chal be chal …….. Aage chal. Jamane me dam nahi ham Kisi se kam nahi Yakin Na ho to ajma ke dek lo ek bar ham bhi Kisi Hero ke kam nahi. Kon kahta ha ki [...]