Teacher to Boy – Kal absent kyon the tum ?? Boy – Ma’am, aap ke kehne par, main”The Dirty Picture”dekhne gaya tha. Teacher – Kya ?? Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ??? Boy – Ma’am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho, ‘ ‘VIDYA’me mann lagaao..!! Teacher – :/ (2) GiRl:-TeRi mErI, mErI TeRi pReM [...]
Khule asmaan me zammen ki talash na kro. Zameen ki talash na karo jee lo zindagi khushi ki talash na karo . Takdeer badal jayegi apne aap hi. muskurana sikho wajah ki talash na karo.
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna .. . . … . . . . . TRAIN Kabhi Panchar Nhi Hoti funny jokes can be said always remember one thing that . . . . . . . . train tyers cannot be puncher
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to zalim, Aurat se pit jaye to buzdil. Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekhkar ladai kare to jelous, Chup rahe tho be-gairet. Ghar se bahar rahe to aawara, Undar rahe to Nakara. Baccho ko dante to zalim, Na dante to laparwah. Aurat ko nokari se roke to sakki mizaaz, Or [...]
(1)1 chuha sharaab ke drum main gira aur mast ho ke nikla aur soyi hui billi ke muh pe laat maar ke bola ” billo ranii………..! kaho to abhi jaan dedun. (2) arz kiya hey badey shayar nick ne aapka kutta app se oob gya, jake gande nale main doob gya, doobte huye bola ab [...]
Ladka – sir, Me apki Beti se 15 sall se pyar karta hu . Baap – Ab Kay chahte ho? Ladka – shaadi . Baap – ok, Me samza Tum pention Chahte Ho. Banta Raat ko Cycle le k kabristan me Ghus Gya. Fir Dusri Side se Bahar Nikla Aur pasina poch k bola. Ye [...]
Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He, Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge. sonu : Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga. shanta ne shampoo kharida. Santa-iske sath jo Gift hai Do. Shopkeerper – iske sath Gift nahi Hai, Santa-saale jhute, ispe Likha he dendruff free.
SARDAR: Murge kaise diye. MURGAWALA : 80 60 AUR 10 . SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta kyun? MURGAWALA : is ko AIDS hai. SARDAR : Dedo khana to hai koi or kuch na karwana ha.
Teacher- Hame garibon ke Saath me hamesa pyar se pesh aana chahiye. sonu – o Ab mein samjha ki papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyu lagate hain. Ek bar ki bat ha ek ladka ek ladki ko propssed karta ha or bolta ha . i love you i can live without you i can do [...]
Bhige mausam ki khusbu in hawo me ho apki yado ka ehsas in fizo me ho yu hi rhe sada apke hotho pr mushurhat itna asar meri duaao me ho ..
