JOKES and funny Jokes » funnyjokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Teacher to Boy http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/12/09/teacher-to-boy/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/12/09/teacher-to-boy/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:44:16 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1104 Teacher to Boy – Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy – Ma’am, aap ke kehne par, main”The Dirty Picture”dekhne gaya tha.

Teacher – Kya ?? Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy – Ma’am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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‘VIDYA’me mann lagaao..!!

Teacher – :| :/

(2) GiRl:-TeRi mErI, mErI TeRi pReM KaHaNi hAi
MuShKiL2 lAfZo mE Ye bAyAaN Na hO PaYe..
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bOy:- pAgLi tRy tO KaR ShAyAd hO JaYe…. xD :D

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS.. ^

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Zameen ki talash na karo jee lo zindagi khushi ki talash na karo .
Takdeer badal jayegi apne aap hi.
muskurana sikho wajah ki talash na karo.

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TRAIN Kabhi Panchar Nhi Hoti

funny jokes can be said
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train tyers cannot be puncher

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Aurat se pit jaye to buzdil.
Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekhkar ladai kare to jelous,
Chup rahe tho be-gairet.
Ghar se bahar rahe to aawara,
Undar rahe to Nakara.
Baccho ko dante to zalim,
Na dante to laparwah.
Aurat ko nokari se roke to sakki mizaaz,
Or na roke to biwi ki kamai khanewala.
Maa ki mane to ma ka chamcha,
Or biwi ki mane to joru ka gulam.
“NA JANE KAB AAYEGA MEN’S INDEPENDENT DAY”

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aur mast ho ke nikla aur soyi hui billi

ke muh pe laat maar ke bola ” billo ranii………..!

kaho to abhi jaan dedun.

(2) arz kiya hey badey shayar nick ne

aapka kutta app se oob gya,
jake gande nale main doob gya,
doobte huye bola ab or zulm nahei sahenge,
ek ghar main 2-2 kutte nahei rahenge………….

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Baap  – Ab Kay chahte ho?
Ladka – shaadi .
Baap  – ok, Me samza Tum pention Chahte Ho.

Banta Raat ko Cycle le k kabristan me
Ghus Gya. Fir Dusri Side se Bahar Nikla
Aur pasina poch k bola.
Ye konsa Road tha itne Speed BREAKERS.

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Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.
sonu : Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

shanta ne shampoo kharida.
Santa-iske sath jo Gift hai Do.
Shopkeerper – iske sath Gift nahi Hai,
Santa-saale jhute, ispe Likha he dendruff free.

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MURGAWALA :   80 60 AUR 10 .

SARDAR:              10 Ka intna sasta kyun?

MURGAWALA :  is ko AIDS hai.

SARDAR :              Dedo khana to hai  koi or kuch na karwana ha.

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sonu  – o Ab mein samjha ki papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyu lagate hain.

Ek bar ki bat ha ek ladka ek ladki ko propssed  karta ha or bolta ha .

i love you i

can live without  you

i can do anything 4 you

wo ladki replly karti ha or bloti ha bahiya jara hindi me bolna me samji nahi .

premika: mein ma banne wali hu .

premi : kay bakvas kar rahi ho?

premika: Bakvas nahi , me sach me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumhari maa

banne wali hu .

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apki yado ka ehsas in fizo me ho yu hi rhe

sada apke hotho pr mushurhat itna asar meri duaao me ho ..

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