santa- yar me saadi karne ja rha hu Banta- yar ya to bhut khusi ki bat ha santa- ha yarr banta- kiska kismat fut rha ha santa- teri bhant ka. santa said to banta thant how can you make even number and odd number if seven is an odd number how will you make seven [...]
banta-maa kehti h bhais ka dodh pine se dimagh tez hota h. santa- ma bewakuf banati ha, Agr aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist nahi bn jata
Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya. Banta- kay hua yarr? Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h, Banta – to pani me q dubaya? Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na . Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe [...]
Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz fish do sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent HIV/ AIDS I ADMI K 20 BACHHE . ek din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu? sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir [...]
sardar : o ek kala bulb dena. shopkeepr: Bhaisahab kale bulb ka kay karoge? sardar: 0 yarr dopehar me andhera karke sone ka maja hi kuch aur hai..
Ek sardar dusre sardar se – I’M GOING Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai..?? Dusra sardar- Main JA Raha Hoon. Sardar- Nahi jane dunga pele matlab bata nahi to tumhari kher nahi. SAnta- Aapne Ghar ka Darwaza Ukad k Kandhe par rakh k ja rha tha banta- Santa Kithe ja rhe ho.? Snta:Tala Khulvaane