Santa ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein “jannat” likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki Santa jiska [...]
Santa-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega. Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona. santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi banta-To exchange krna tha santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. SANTA:chal Race lagate [...]
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
(1) Santa: Yaar Ans paper par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI (2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira Pailot:Kya Hua Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia (3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne [...]
Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.
(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]
(1) santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na? banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi. banta -magar ye btao bike MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par. (2) banta ne 1 bar ek raha chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko? Ladki – nahi.. banta [...]
(1) santa say banta 1 ladke ko kya chaiyee 1 ladki jo pyaar kare 1 ladki jo usey dil sey chahey 1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile (2) santa : ke bete ka acident hogya doc :- apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi santa ne [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
santa – ladki se puchta hai, batao bache kaise hote hai, arey sharmao mat batao, Ladki chup banta – arey bewkuf itna bhi nahi pata bacche sararti hote ha. (2) santa : ek salle me kitni Raate hoti hai!!! banta : 10 Raate hoti hai. santa : 10 Raate kaise? banta : 1 shivarrtri, aur [...]
