JOKES and funny Jokes » santa banta jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 SANTA http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/11/23/santa/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/11/23/santa/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 02:27:00 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1082 Santa ek lecture attend karta hai.

lecture ke baad use bhookh

lagti hai. so

he goes to the canteen. canteen

mein gattu ek pav leta hai.

jaise hi woh

pav khane ke liye uthata hai to

dekhta hai ki uski plate mein

“jannat” likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai

ki Santa jiska

lecture attend karke aa raha hai!

, us proffessor ka

naam kya hai???

guess

scroll down for the answer

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke “Sir” ho “Ishq ki Chhaon”

“Pav” ke neeche “Jannat” hogi….

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Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega.
Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona.

santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi
banta-To exchange krna tha
santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha..

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SaNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yaar .

Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kese Aa Gye
Santa-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Q?
Santa-Machar Teacher K Gaal Pr Betha Tha.

Santa schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
G-Sir ne mara
M-Q
G-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo “bhonkte” he wo “kat’te”nhi

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God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si..

Intelligent Santa-
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE.

Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Baba-Ja beta.
“SULABH SHOCHALAYE” khol De.

Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega.
Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He
SANTA-Kya?
BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga.

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Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI

(2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha
Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira
Pailot:Kya Hua
Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia

(3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi.
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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Banta- irshad irsahd.
santa- arz kiya hai.
banta-irshad,
Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de.
banta- wah-wah wah-wah..!

teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har
aurat KO  maa samjo.
Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.

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santa batna se yar mujko meri
gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu
banta
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo,
ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye.

(2)

banta ne apni bhabi ko mara.
sabta- itna q mara?
banta- yarr kay karu mai jis – se phi puchat ki tu
kis-se bat kar raha hai, wo kahte  teri bhabhise

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santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na?
banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki
santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi.
banta -magar ye btao  bike  MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par.

(2)

banta ne 1 bar ek raha  chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki – nahi..
banta – mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha..

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santa say banta

1  ladke ko kya chaiyee

1 ladki jo pyaar kare

1 ladki jo  usey dil sey chahey

1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey

aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile :P

(2)

santa : ke bete ka acident hogya

doc :-  apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi

santa ne sir pakad liya

doc:- kya hua

santa :- kaal hi nalayak ko nyi chapal dilwaie thi :)

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santa: yar tu udaas ku ha

banta: 15 year baad  bacha huwa

or wo bhi chota sa!

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batao bache kaise hote hai,
arey sharmao mat batao,
Ladki chup
banta – arey bewkuf itna bhi nahi pata
bacche sararti hote ha.

(2)  santa : ek salle me kitni Raate hoti hai!!!
banta : 10 Raate hoti hai.
santa : 10 Raate kaise?
banta : 1 shivarrtri, aur 9 Navraatri.

“HAPPY NAVRAATRI”

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