Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
Sardar:ha ji ek ladki se hui h Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he. santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua To Apko Kesa Lgega Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail [...]
(1)Santa-Wo Ladki kitni sundar hai ! Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai. Santa-wo kese. Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha “CHAALU KHATA” (2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai. (3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
santa : bata mere haat main kitney egs, hey agar batadega to 16 ke 16 egs tere aur bata ye kaha sey aye to murgi bhi teri banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”
(1) banta- tum kay kar rahe ho, santa- kuch nahi yar line mar rha hu, banta- kis par, santa- ha wo mere class meet, banta- kay me janta hu usko, santa- ha tu to usko bachpan se janta ha (2) banta- mera beta doctor banega, snata- merri beti doctor banegi, banta- mera beta ENGGERNER baneta, [...]
(1) College me Lecture chal rha tha , santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay, Lecture: ye bhar Q gya? banta : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai. (2) 1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the.. Bina ship dube sbi dub gye. Kaise? Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka [...]
Santa- banta se 1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag. Tum kay loge? banta:-COW santa:-main hota to dimag leta. banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.
Santa-tum apni wife KO party me kyun le key laate?? Banta – Woo chori Gav ki hai. Santa- Acha!!! Par Mujhe lga sirf aap ki hai… Santa-Arz kiya hai. .Banta-Irshaad Irshaad. .Santa-Arz kiya hai. .Banta-Irshaad Irshaad. .Santa-Abe Kutte kamine age bhi to kuch bolne to de. .Banta-Wah! Wah.. kay bat ha
