JOKES and funny Jokes » Santa Banta funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 banta funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/23/banta-funny-jokes/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/23/banta-funny-jokes/#comments Sat, 23 Apr 2011 19:19:04 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=741 Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai…

Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do.
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge
Pappu:Nahi Papa kasam se jab sub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga.

bati-papa 1Ladka Mujhe Bar-Bar
I LOVE U Bol Raha He,Kya Karu?
banta-Beta Usse Shadi Kar Le,
Zindgi Me Agar 2ra Bol de To Mera Nam Badal Dena.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu

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Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h
sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he.

santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua
To Apko Kesa Lgega
Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga
santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail Ho Gaya.
Santa tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho,
Halwai 30 saal se,
Santa badi sharm ki baat hai tumse aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai.
Santa-wo kese.
Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha
“CHAALU KHATA”

(2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?
Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He
Santa: Kha?
Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai.

(3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal De
Naukar-Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai
Santa-Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.

(4)Santa 1 din new
scooty par aa
raha tha
banta:ye scuty
kaha se le aaya?
Snta:yar raste
me 1 ladki mili
thi,boli kuch bhi le lo;me ye le aya.

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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hey agar  batadega to
16 ke 16  egs tere
aur bata ye kaha sey
aye to murgi bhi teri
banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”

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santa- kuch nahi yar line mar rha hu,

banta- kis par,

santa- ha wo mere class meet,

banta- kay me janta hu usko,

santa- ha tu to usko bachpan se janta ha
(2) banta- mera beta doctor banega,

snata- merri  beti doctor banegi,

banta- mera beta ENGGERNER baneta,

sabta- meri beati bhi ENGGERNER banegi

banta- mera beata chor banega,

santa- meri beti police banei,

banta- esa ku,

santa- tabhi to dono milege na.

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santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay,

Lecture: ye bhar Q  gya?

banta  : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai.

(2)      1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the..

Bina ship dube sbi dub gye.

Kaise?

Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka dene k liye utar gaye.

kuki usme unka sardar santa or banta the.

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1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag.
Tum kay loge?
banta:-COW
santa:-main hota to dimag leta.
banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.

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Banta – Woo chori Gav ki hai.

Santa- Acha!!!

Par Mujhe lga sirf aap ki hai…

Santa-Arz kiya hai.

.Banta-Irshaad Irshaad.

.Santa-Arz kiya hai.

.Banta-Irshaad Irshaad.

.Santa-Abe Kutte kamine age bhi to kuch  bolne to de.

.Banta-Wah! Wah..

kay bat ha

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