(1) A fast Sardar visits Dietition. Docotr- Run 8 km daily for 365 days. After 365 days,Sardar phoned i am slim but, i am 2920 km away for home.. (2) sardar icici Bank me saving A/C opne karne gaya our form lekar sidhe DELHI chale gaya Q? kyuki likha tha “FOLL THE FORM IN CAPITAL”.
1 kATRINA : mera purs chori hogaya. KAREENA : cash tha kay? BIPASA : mobile tha kay? PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay? kATRINA : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha (2) Sardarni _ sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji, Sardar _ ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara [...]
Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz fish do sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent HIV/ AIDS I ADMI K 20 BACHHE . ek din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu? sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir [...]
SARDAR: Murge kaise diye. MURGAWALA : 80 60 AUR 10 . SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta kyun? MURGAWALA : is ko AIDS hai. SARDAR : Dedo khana to hai koi or kuch na karwana ha.