JOKES and funny Jokes

Teacher : who is ur favorite writer? Student : your daughter. Teacher : what ? Student : yes ! Every week she gives me a nice love letter. ; )

Teacher student Teacher: which book has helped u most in ur Life ????? . . . . . . . . . . Student: my father’s cheque book. MORAL : Har Jaga Facebook nhi chalta .Facebook ke keerrrroooo……:D

teacher student Teacher – What is the square root of 63??? student -i dont know… teacher- you dont know anything, you stupid boy.. Student-I have a question for you mam.. that you can never answer. Teacher-what a question??? student-why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?? Teacher:- …….. Teacher shocks, Student rocks teacher student gives the best

Teacher Students rocks Teacher: “Why are you late? Student: “I`m late?” Teacher: “You just missed an entire period” Student: “Are you telling me I`m pregnant?”- teacher students rocks means if teacher is smart then students are more

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. … When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don’t do our work in time, [...]

Teacher and student lecture about some topic Teacher- Tomorrow i will give lecture on Sun so everyone have to come. Student: But teacher i cannot come. Teacher : Why cant you come ? Student : my mother will not allow me to go so far teacher and Student Teacher : student take a promise that [...]

teacher and student A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard… But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . “OYE GADHO CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIYA CHUPA LO…” =P =D

Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi? Papa:Ha Beta:KisSe? Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli? Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge? Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge? aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!! Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he Girl-Chhoro na Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he Grl-Chhoro na Papu-Itni der [...]

Master ji apne student se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao, Studt-Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki do beti hai, pr mai marta hu jyoti pe..

teaher :- i love you kaha rehta tha student :- china main teacher :- wo kaisey student :- love also no warnty and gaurnty  chaley to chand tak na chale to sham tak.