diwali jokes

The Funny Flight

 

Madhul was flying domestic to see her own family to have fun Diwali with them. Fifteen minutes into the flight from Bombay to Delhi, the captain announced, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, certainly one of our engines has failed. There is not anything to fear approximately. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, however we still have 3 engines left.’

 

Thirty mins later the captain introduced, ‘One extra engine has failed and the flight will take an extra two hours. But don’t fear . . . We are able to fly simply exceptional on two engines.’

 

An hour later the captain announced, ‘One extra engine has failed and our arrival can be not on time any other hour. But don’t worry… we nonetheless have one engine left.’

 

Madhul, became to the person inside the subsequent seat and sighed and she said, ‘If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day.’

 

Top Funny Diwali message collection

 

 

1) Bollywood fashion Diwali SMS in Hindi

 

Amitabh bachchan –

Mere paas rocket hai,

Shurli hai, chakri hai,

Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,

Tumhare paas kya hain….?

Shashi kapoor –

Mere paas Maaaa

Maa…chis hai

Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

2) Santa Diwali Sms in English Messages

 

Santa: How does a married man

celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?

Banta: By going abroad….?

Santa: No. By sending his wife

to her parents’ region 😛

Happy Deepavali

three) Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi for Friends

 

Wish u Happy Diwali

I recognise ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare younger smart frnds ko wish krna hai,

socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!

Happy Diwali Frinds

four) Funny Diwali Quotes in English

 

Husband inebriated, came to domestic

Wife at door: how dare you…..?

You promised me that you

did not drink with none event,

then why you drunk these days?

Funny husband: darling, the competition

of crackers diwali is coming..!!

Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?

Husband: we want bottles to light rockets dear.

Five) Funny Diwali Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

 

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,

together we’re & it is going to be double dhamaka…!!

6) Funny Diwali Jokes in English

 

With my 1 coronary heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood

206 bones, four.5 million pink cells

60 trillion D.N.A’ s…

All wishing you a completely very

Happy Deepavali

7) Happy Diwali Funny Sms in Hindi

 

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise

Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise

Mehak ho “Axe” jaise

Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise

Aur anxiety-unfastened rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Happy Diwali to All

8) Short Diwali Message

 

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,

Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,

Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,

SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

 

Nine) Romantic SMS for Deepavali

 

On this diwali, I am sending you a diya of my love,

I wish you may hold it lighted forver.

 

Happy Diwali!!

 

10) Beautiful Hindi Diwali poem

 

Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,

khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,

Aapko aur apke sampurn own family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai..

 

Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,

Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..

Kintu Parantu ..I recognise its 2 early

Bt I even have lots of beauties, hotties and smarties to want…

So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st

 

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Amitabh –

mere paas rocket hai,

shurli hai,

chakri hai,

murga bumb hai,

anaar hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi kapoor –

mere paas

maachis hai!:p

 

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Apun wishing u a first-rate,

first rate-duper,

zabardast,

xtra-badhiya,

xtra special

ekdum mast n dhinchak,

bole to ekdum Jhakaas

“HAPPY DiWALi”

 

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Mai Apna Mann Sirf

Puja

Archana

Aarti

Shradha

Bhawana Me H Lagana

Chahta Hu

Apke Pados Me Koi

Rehti Ho To Batao

 

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This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care

A-Affection

S-Smiles

H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *

 

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Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti

Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan

Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi

Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa

India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada

Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary

Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem

Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share

Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses

Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla

Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style

Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality

Aishwarya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket

Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords

Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car

Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar

In this new yr…

Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!!

 

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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

 

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI 2007”

Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

 

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Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise

Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise

Mehak ho “Axe” jaise

Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise

Aur tension-free rahe

“Huggies” jaise!

“Happy Diwali”

gayan ki baat

1- दूध पीने से शरीर का विकास होता है..
तो बिल्ली आज भी वर्षों से ऐसी ही क्यों है..
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2- walking करने से चर्बी कम होती है..
तो हाथी का वज़न कम कहाँ हुआ..
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3- तैरने से शरीर स्लीम होता है..

तो व्हेल मछली पतली हो गई होती..
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4- रोज़ जल्दी उठने से समृद्धि घर में आती..
तो पेपर बाँटने वाले BMW में घूमते..
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5- आप भी ज्यादा चक्कर में मत पडो़, जैसे हो ठीक हो..

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