Ladka – sir, Me apki Beti se 15 sall se pyar karta hu . Baap – Ab Kay chahte ho? Ladka – shaadi . Baap – ok, Me samza Tum pention Chahte Ho. Banta Raat ko Cycle le k kabristan me Ghus Gya. Fir Dusri Side se Bahar Nikla Aur pasina poch k bola. Ye [...]
Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He, Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge. sonu : Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga. shanta ne shampoo kharida. Santa-iske sath jo Gift hai Do. Shopkeerper – iske sath Gift nahi Hai, Santa-saale jhute, ispe Likha he dendruff free.
1 kATRINA : mera purs chori hogaya. KAREENA : cash tha kay? BIPASA : mobile tha kay? PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay? kATRINA : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha (2) Sardarni _ sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji, Sardar _ ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara [...]
(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel , ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do, taj- kiske name se bheju sir, Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do. (2) kID – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega? [...]
teacher: what is ur father Sonu : lcs in summer & and pcs in winter Teacher: whta’s that Sonu : ice cream seller in summer & pakoda caht seller in winter teacher : which soap us use? monu : sonu soap,sonu paste, sounu brush teacher : is soun an internation company? monu : no, sonu [...]
monu- papa , bachha zyad inteligent hote he ya baap? father- Baap monu- papa , phone kisne Banaya? father- graham beel ne. monu- uske baap ne q nai banaya? teacher- tumne Homework nahi kiya… .. Batao kya saza Du Student- sir wo jo last chair pe jo ladki Bethi hai. .. uske saath Bathroom me [...]
p0lice: car wale ko roka, ye suraksha week hi. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho , isliye apko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai, Apa is inam ka kya karoge? Car Driver: mai is inam se apna driving licence banwaunga . pichhli seat par baiti uski maa boli, lski baat ka yakin [...]
Boy: Uncle Dettol soap hai kay? (naak se ugli nikalte huye): haan Beta hai na Boy: to phir haath dhoke ke “cream roll” de do >>> 3 PAGAL Zoom se Farra ho gaye wo ha unke name ha ravi , anup , nikhil wo ABHI bcs kar rahe ha unme ravi ha wo jo yammha [...]
Principal asked nicket: why are you late? all ur classmate cam to d clas on time. sunil rplied: ” sir Jhund me to kutte aate hai. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai. dosto me apne bare me bata hu ap ko Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nahi , Ladkiyo se BAte hume pasand [...]
Ek bar ek Admi samosa kane kisi hotal me gaya to usne samose ka odar diya kuch der bad samosa le kar waiter aya to sardar ne samosa kahan suru hi kya tha ki uske samose me kisi Ladki ka bal nikla to usne kaha waiter se kha ki isme to ladki ka bal ha to waiter ne kha sir 5 [...]