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Where their is a will their is a way is this ok
Boss can be boss
Boss can be boss Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior (in [...]
sardar buying tv
sardar buying tv Ek sardar ko tv leni thi..woh shop par gaya aur bola “ye tv kitne ki hai?” “Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi bachte”-Salesman replied.. “Acha chal ok…take care” …woh gaya aur shaving kara ke mast black specs pehan ke 1 month baad aaya.. “ye tv kitne ki hai?” “Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi [...]
business talks
business talk Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: Then ok Dad goes 2 Bill Gates ……Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Then [...]
facebook upadtes
Kaash wo jaan maang leta wo bhi de deti hansti hansti… .. .. .. … Par stupid ney.. .. .. .. .. .. Facebook ka password maang liya ha ha ahahhahahhahahha…. Beautiful Pictures are Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life be sure that God is making [...]
Poetry
MOVING ON WITHOUT YOU; MY LOST LOVE I keep searching every place, Where you possibly could be. But I never do seem to find you, Though you are the one; my eyes long to see. I never seem to understand, Your reason for deserting me. The moment was painful, But you went away; without; even [...]
Poetry
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father and son
father ilaw: Beta kahan rehtay ho Son ilaw: Uncle Defence mey father ilaw: kitna prhay ho ? Son ilaw: Uncle MBA kiya hai father ilaw: Kitni Salary hai ? Son ilaw: 75,000 father ilaw: Kahan job krtay ho ? Son ilaw: Uncle WAPDA mey father ilaw: Nikal aethon. . . .Teri maa nu. . . [...]
best joke ever heard
Joke of the day you haven’t heard this joke chintu and pintu two students chintu : do you like rain ? Pintu : yes i like rain chintu: why you like rain ? pintu : i love rain because No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. so i love rain chintu : [...]
