JOKES and funny Jokes » Uncategorized http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/21/1116/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/21/1116/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:40:54 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1116 Dil to roya tha khoon kay aansu lekin,
Aankhon ne tere raaz ko ruswa na kiya..

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/21/1116/feed/ 0 this one is for my friend http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/10/21/this-one-is-for-my-friend/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/10/21/this-one-is-for-my-friend/#comments Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:23:10 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1065 Where their is a will their is a way

is this ok :)

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Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p

so Boss can be boss but employe is smart than boss

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Ek sardar ko tv leni thi..woh shop par gaya aur bola

“ye tv kitne ki hai?”

“Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi bachte”-Salesman replied..

“Acha chal ok…take care”

…woh gaya aur shaving kara ke mast black specs pehan ke 1 month baad aaya..

“ye tv kitne ki hai?”

“Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi bachte”-Salesman again replied..

“hum.. ok yaar.. chal take care”

Sardar ne sar takla kara liya.weight lose kiya.aur macho bann ke 2 month baad aaya….

“ye tv kitne ki hai?”

“Hum Sardaro ko tv nahi bachte”-Salesman again replied..!!!

“Are chadd de yaar… tu mainu bahchanta kaise hai…..???”

“kyuki yeh tv nahi microwave hai…!!!” Salesman replied witha smile

so think before sardar buying tv :)

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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
……Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!

This is BUSINESS

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Par stupid ney..
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Facebook ka password maang liya
ha ha ahahhahahhahahha….

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :) …

You are always in my heart,
here and everywhere,
There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.. ♥ I Love You my love ♥ ♥

Power of women:

What is the next thing dat a guy has to do after winning an argument wid his girlfriend or wife???
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APOLOGISE !! :D :D

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I keep searching every place,

Where you possibly could be.

But I never do seem to find you,

Though you are the one; my eyes long to see.

I never seem to understand,

Your reason for deserting me.

The moment was painful,

But you went away; without; even a glance at me.

All this time; I thought I knew you well,

But in reality; I was blind.

I kept on loving you like mad,

Whereas you never had me in your mind.

But I can’t hate you for this,

And I know that I never will.

Because I cared for you; then,

And I care for you; still.

Even though you broke my heart,

I don’t seem to let your memories go.

But I’ll still move on without you,

And that; you should better know.

 

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Having a little sister is a boon,

Like a tawny fairy from the moon.

Time is spent on petty fights,

And debating over all our rights.

Next moment there are bear-tight hugs,

And a cosy bed to snuggle in with pink n red rugs.

Secrets and silent tears are shared,

And nothing remains to be feared.

A quiet promise of  love n trust,

Is all that is required n must.

In a relationship so pious n pure,

Where everything is so true n sure.

I have a lil’ sis; a lil’ fairy,

With cheeks like a ripened cherry.

She and I are the world’s best two-some,

Sharing a bond which is so awesome.

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/07/10/poetry/feed/ 0 father and son http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/07/06/father-and-son/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/07/06/father-and-son/#comments Wed, 06 Jul 2011 09:36:31 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=899 father ilaw: Beta kahan rehtay ho

Son ilaw: Uncle Defence mey

father ilaw: kitna prhay ho ?

Son ilaw: Uncle MBA kiya hai

father ilaw: Kitni Salary hai ?

Son ilaw: 75,000

father ilaw: Kahan job krtay ho ?

Son ilaw: Uncle WAPDA mey

father ilaw: Nikal aethon. . . .Teri maa nu. . . . . Teri pein nu. . . . . :p =D

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chintu and pintu two students

chintu : do you like rain ?
Pintu : yes i like rain
chintu: why you like rain ?
pintu : i love rain because No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. so i love rain
chintu : wow same here so i also love rain

wow one lady to another wht you like about your child and not about ur son i law ?
another lady : i love my sonilaw working for my daughter but hate my son doing the same thing

Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai..

Jo Beta Kare To Bura Aur Damaad
Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta Hai

Socho

Biwi Ki Gulami

Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought :P

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