JOKES and funny Jokes

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna Bahu:Samajh Gai. Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho. Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho? Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he. santa:hum 25 [...]

Sardar:ha ji ek ladki se hui h Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he. santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua To Apko Kesa Lgega Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail [...]

Mere rab ne ya karam ankha rakhna, Di sari khusi par tanha rakha , Toot jata hai har khwab pura hokar isliye maine ek khwab adhura raka.. khuda se kay mangu tere vaste’ khushiyon se bhare h tere raste, Hasi tere labo pe ho is tarha, khusboo fool pe ho is tarha, nibhati hai jis [...]

* Hsate rahe app hazaro ke beech  mein jese haste hai phool bahro ke ke beeh mein roshan  ho app kuniya mein iss traha jese hota hai chand sitaro ke beeh mein. *  Gar naye din mein ek nayi ass ho , har ashirvad ka saya aapke  sath ho , koi dukh aapko chhu na [...]

1) Mera Andaz Duniya se Nirala h Lekin Tera Waqt Badalne Wala h 1 sms krd kajus Warna mera 1 or sms Aane wala h (2) Taaron ko gin-ne wale hum na the, akele gungunane wale ham na the, ye to aapki dosti ne aadat laga di, warna kisko ko itne sms karne wale hum [...]

(1) Log Aksar dua Karte hai ki khuda pyar karne walo ko juda Na karwaye.. par hum bus itna hi Kahenge ki, jo na ho kismat me Khuda us se pyar Hi Na karvaye.. (20  heart is empty witout luv mind is empty witout wisdm eyes r empty wiout dreams & life is empty without [...]

1 Ladka, Ladki Dekhne Gaya. Bahut Der Se Susu Rok Rakha Tha, Baad Me LADKA Bola”Susu KARNE KI JAGAH DIKHAO”. lADKI SHARMATE HUYE Boli “pehle TUM DIKHAO”

SOME People Think “BLACK ” COLOUR  AS Sentimentaly  Bad But They Fail to REALISE THAT “EVERY BLACK BORAD Makes the Students BRIGHT” SO THINK  POSITIVE. Lamho me jo kat jae wo kay Zindgi, Ansuo me jo Bheh jae wo kay zindgi, Falsafa Hi kuch Aur jo Hr kisiko Samajh Aye to kay Zindgi. Hr Baat [...]