JOKES and funny Jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 hindi shayari http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/31/hindi-shayari-4/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/31/hindi-shayari-4/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1137 1)Baraso Ho Gaye Humne Kabhi Rokar Nahi Dekha,
Apani Aankho Ko Aansu Se Kabhi Dhokar Nahi Dekha,
Wo Kabhi Jaan Hi Na Sake Ki Pyar Kya Chij Hoti Hain,
Wo Kya Jeene Jisne Kabhi Kisiko Khokar Nahi Dekha.

2)Kon kehta hai kr khamoshyan khamosh hoti hain?
Khamoshyon ko khamoshi se suno..
Kya pata,
Ye wo keh jayen..
Jis ki aap ko lafzon mein talash hoti hai.
3)Kya kahe ke kuch kaha nahi jata,
dard to mila par saha nahi jata,
dosti ho gaya hai es kadar kisi se,
ke uskoo yaad kiye bin raha nahi jata.
4)Gehri thi raat lekin hum Shoye nahi,
Dard bahot tha dil mein par hum roye nahi,
Koi nahi hmara jo puche hum se,
Jaag rahe ho kisi ke liye ya kisi ke liye soye nahi!
5)Ek baat mujhe bhi bata do,
Raasta wo mujhe bhi dikha do,
Apni saari yaado se chhutkara dila do,
Tum bhoole ho jaise mujhe wo tarika mujhe bhi sikha do.
6)Pagal Huye Jo Hum To Ulfat Usy B Thi
Chaha Jo Hm Ne Us Ko To Chahat Usay B Thi
Usko Na Bhol Payengay Wo Janta Tha
Or Har Baat Bhol Jane Ki Adat Usay B Thi ?

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Ankho se pyari sanse.
Sanse se pyara dil .
Dil se pyari dhadkna ,
Dhadkan se pyare aap
Aur Apse pyare HUM, Q
ki sms humne kiya hai
Aapne Nahi.

2) Kisliye itni saza dete ho?
kabhi karete ho yaad to kabhi
bulad dete ho.
Ajeeb Apki dosti ka silsila Dekha, kabhi
Khushi or kabhi apni yaad me rula Dete ho.

3) Jiye hue lamho ko Zindgi kahte
he..
jo Dil ko sukun De Use khusi
Kahte he..
jike Hone ki Khusi se
Zindagi
mile, Aise Rishte ko hm Dosti khate
he..

4)Meri adhuri kahani lo dastan ban gai..
tune chhua aaj aise main kya se kya ban gai..
Sehme hue sapne mere haule haule angraiye le rahe.
thehre hue lamhe mere nayi nayi gehraiya le rahe.
Zindgi ne pehni hai muskan..
karne lage hai itna karam kyun na jane.
karwat lene lage hai araman fir v hai ankh nam kyun na jane…
o saiyaan…

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1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

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1. Can u cry undr water?8-|

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s

3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:)

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?=))

6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?:x

7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p

8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?:>

9. “I Love You” is not a question thn why does it need an answer?:O=)) ! !

-: NOo Naamee :-

only joke

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G.f:- jab tum chaho tab..
B.f:- kal mene call kiya tha..
G.f:- ha, utni jaldi nai uthti.
B.f:- ha, to me kal 11 baje call karunga..
G.f:- nahi, tab to papa ghar pe hoge..
B.f:- to 3 baje call karuga..
G.f:- nahi, tab to lunch ka time hoga,.
B.f:- to 5 baje..
G.f:- nahi, tab to favrite serial he..
B.f:- to rat ko call karuga..
G.f:- nahi, rat ko sab vapas ghar hote he..
B.f:- to me aakhir call kab karu??
G.f:- jab tum chaho tab.. :/

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Student : your daughter.

Teacher : what ?

Student : yes ! Every week she gives me a nice love letter. ; )

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Aankhon ne tere raaz ko ruswa na kiya..

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Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala?
Admi Bola.
Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha.
Khushi K Mare Train K Enjine Ko Choom Liya Tha..

(2)
Sardar to doctor: Mujhe ek problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
:)
(3)
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,

Pyar karo uski saheli k samne itna ki

Uski saheli bhi aake kahe”JANU” mujhe bi pata lo.

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Boy – Ma’am, aap ke kehne par, main”The Dirty Picture”dekhne gaya tha.

Teacher – Kya ?? Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy – Ma’am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
‘
‘VIDYA’me mann lagaao..!!

Teacher – :| :/

(2) GiRl:-TeRi mErI, mErI TeRi pReM KaHaNi hAi
MuShKiL2 lAfZo mE Ye bAyAaN Na hO PaYe..
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bOy:- pAgLi tRy tO KaR ShAyAd hO JaYe…. xD :D

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS.. ^

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Teacher: which book has helped u
most in ur
Life ?????
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Student: my father’s cheque book.
MORAL : Har Jaga Facebook nhi
chalta .Facebook ke keerrrroooo……:D :P

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