JOKES and funny Jokes

santa say to banta

jacky — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:20:57 +0000

santa- yar me saadi karne ja rha hu
Banta- yar ya to bhut khusi ki bat ha
santa- ha yarr
banta- kiska kismat fut rha ha
santa- teri bhant ka.

santa said to banta
thant how can you make even number and odd number
if seven is an odd number how will you make seven
and even number ?
banta- i am weak in math’s
santa- its simple just make a little change in seven remove seven and it
becomes even numbers hahaha

Santa- banta se

jacky — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:46:18 +0000

Santa- banta se
1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag.
Tum kay loge?
banta:-COW
santa:-main hota to dimag leta.
banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.

funny jokes about life

jacky — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:08:01 +0000

Ladka – sir, Me apki Beti se 15 sall se pyar karta hu .
Baap – Ab Kay chahte ho?
Ladka – shaadi .
Baap – ok, Me samza Tum pention Chahte Ho.

Banta Raat ko Cycle le k kabristan me
Ghus Gya. Fir Dusri Side se Bahar Nikla
Aur pasina poch k bola.
Ye konsa Road tha itne Speed BREAKERS.

santa banta jokes maa kehti ha

jacky — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:11:06 +0000

banta-maa kehti h bhais ka dodh pine se
dimagh tez hota h.

santa- ma bewakuf banati ha,
Agr aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist nahi bn jata

Elephant and Mouse jokes

jacky — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:05:11 +0000

Elephant - mouse tum mujse dosti karoge
Mouse    - par tum bhut bade ho
Elephant – dosti me chota bad nahi hota
Mouse    – ok fir accha ha par ek bat ha khayal rakhna
Elephant – kon see bat ka
Mouse    – me apne kapde share nahi karuga .

jokes santa banta

jacky — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:01:26 +0000

Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya.
Banta- kay hua yarr?
Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h,
Banta – to pani me q dubaya?
Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na .

Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the

Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe ha.

Santa.- Oy kaha par gumne ja rahe ha.

Batna.- Jaha par sab nahi jate.

Santa.- Kaha par ?

Banta.- kabrishtan wha par koy bhi gumne nahi jata wha

par sab rane ate ha or ham gumne ja rahe ha

Santa.- Yarr pahle bolta to me bhi ya par rahe a jata or tu mujse Milne ata

sex joke

jacky — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 19:19:06 +0000

Men :Bed majbut banana mere Bete ko
Bahu ke sath sona hai.
mistri: Aisa majbut Bed banauga SARA MOHALA
BAHU K SATH SOEGA TO BAHI NAHI TUTEGA …….

GABBAR : YE PICHWADA HUMKO DE DE THAKUR.
THAKUR : dEKH GABBAR, HAAT TAK TO THEEK HAI
MAGER gAANDMASTI MUJKO BILKUL PASAN NAHI .

Wife : tumhe pyar krna nahi ata .

pati : to kya ye 3 bacche intrnet c Download kiya He?

wife : nahi ye to munna ki PENDRIVE C LIYE HAI.

funny jokes

jacky — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:48:50 +0000

Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.
sonu : Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

shanta ne shampoo kharida.
Santa-iske sath jo Gift hai Do.
Shopkeerper – iske sath Gift nahi Hai,
Santa-saale jhute, ispe Likha he dendruff free.

sardar jokes

jacky — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:19:27 +0000

(1) A fast Sardar visits Dietition.

Docotr- Run 8 km daily for 365 days.

After 365 days,Sardar phoned i am slim but,

i am 2920 km away for home..

(2) sardar icici Bank me saving A/C opne karne gaya our form lekar
sidhe DELHI chale gaya Q?
kyuki likha tha “FOLL THE FORM IN CAPITAL”.

jokes about you life

jacky — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:15:26 +0000

1 kATRINA : mera purs chori hogaya.
KAREENA : cash tha kay?
BIPASA : mobile tha kay?
PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay?
kATRINA : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha

(2) Sardarni _ sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji,
Sardar _ ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara aur bola
‘kamini’ baki 999 kaun hai?