JOKES and funny Jokes

Khule asmaan me zammen ki talash na kro.
Zameen ki talash na karo jee lo zindagi khushi ki talash na karo .
Takdeer badal jayegi apne aap hi.
muskurana sikho wajah ki talash na karo.

Whats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming..
1st Ant- v will break his leg,
2nd- v will kill him,
3rd Ant-
… “Leave him today, he is alone
&
V r 3….

♥ ♥ True Love ♥ ♥True Love Quote, True Love Quotes

Husband comes home Drunk n Breaks some crockery , vomits n Falls down on d floor….
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything….

Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him….
He prays that they should not have a fight……

He finds a note near d table…
“Honey!! Ur favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy Grocery… I will come running back to u , My Love, I Love U ♥ ”

He gets surprised and asks his son, ‘What happened last night?
Son told,” when Mom pulled u 2 bed n tried removing ur boots n shirt, U were dead drunk n u Said” ..” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone… I M Married !!!”

That’s True Love…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
True Love Quote and can say True Love Quotes

relation ship is good when we have some things with us like
TV ♥
+
Facebook ♥
+
No School ♥
… … +
Friends ♥
+
Rain ♥
+
Music ♥
+
Bed ♥ = “PERFECT LIFE” … =D

so perfect relation ship is good if we have the best things with us

“LIFE is just ONCE!”
Take Chances!
Tell The Truth!
Learn To Say No!
Spend Your Money On The Things You Love!
Get To Know Someone Random!
Say I Love You To Someone In Life!
Feel The True Love!
Tell The Idiot How He/She Hurts You!
Abuse Someone Who Deserves It!
Sit Alone, Watch The Rain ‘n Cry!
Laugh Till Your Stomach Pains!
Dance Even If You Are Too Bad At It!
Pose Stupidly For Photos!
Give Someone A Hug When They Need It
‘n Make Sure You Get one When You Do!
Be Naughty Like Child.
Live It, Love It!
Because,
“LIFE is just ONCE!”

Where their is a will their is a way

is this ok

Love doesn’t mean to win someone….
But It means to lose yourself for someone….

It is not done by the excellence of mind….
But
It is done by the purity of heart….

heart touching shayari
Drd-E-Bewafai Ka Gila Nhi Krte
Mukadar Main Jo NaHo Wo Mila Nhi Krte

Mt Dekh Kisi Ko Nigah-E-Hsrat Se

Wfadar Kisi Ki Nazron Se Gira Nhi Krte…

the best heart touching shayari

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

… When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty :p

Boss can be boss
Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p

so Boss can be boss but employe is smart than boss