really funny jokes.

1) Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

2)Girl 2 Swami=Mujhe BHAVISHYA dekhna sikhao?
Swami=Aankhe Band kro Or Gaal aage kro
Grl=Nhi,aap mujhe ki$s kroge
S=Dekha, Dkhne Lagi na BHAVISYA!!

3)patni : aap ne kabhi socha he ki meri

shadi kisi aur ke sath ho gayi hoti to kya hota ?