JOKES and funny Jokes » 3-Idiot http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 what more in me http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1131 what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

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Saheb: kal aana
Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony
mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha.

2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare.
aur 2 lesson wale gal pe.
1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha
lo.?
madam- Q?
Bacha- mujke puri book yadd hai.

3)Ek conductor ki sadi ho rahi thi.
Jab Dylhan phero ke waqt kske pas Aker baithi vo
bola thoda pas ho k baith ,
ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

4) A lady to another
lady; jab tera divoce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: woh kabhi kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the .

5) A prengnat lady went to an Astrologer,
Astrloger: When u Deliver a baby’s father will die.
Lady: thank godi my husband is safe!

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santa batna se yar mujko meri
gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu
banta
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo,
ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye.

(2)

banta ne apni bhabi ko mara.
sabta- itna q mara?
banta- yarr kay karu mai jis – se phi puchat ki tu
kis-se bat kar raha hai, wo kahte  teri bhabhise

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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santa: yar tu udaas ku ha

banta: 15 year baad  bacha huwa

or wo bhi chota sa!

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_/”\_ _/ ” \__\”\_ good morning  from 3 Idiots ..

Are Bhaiya All izz well….!!!

3-Idiot Quote: Success k piche mat bhago,

 Excellence k piche bhago,

Excellence k piche bhagoge to success

 Jhak maar k tumhare piche aayega.

3 idiots MODIFIED: Neend k peeche mat bhaago,

 agar bhaagna hi h to padhai k peeche bhaago…

 Neend jhak maar k tmhare peeche aaegi… ;) …!.

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