what more in me – 1.Gussa 2.pyaar 3.Attitude 4.gud looking 5.style 6.innocence 7.Ego 8.Flirt 9.Nakhre pz reply. fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title) Atitud-? selfish-? crazy-? sincere-? cool-? Talktiv-? Samart-? Loving-? Sweet-? rply plz?
Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi? Papa:Ha Beta:KisSe? Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli? Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge? Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge? aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!! Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he Girl-Chhoro na Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he Grl-Chhoro na Papu-Itni der [...]
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
A boy asked to a girl:tum itni khubsurat kyo ho? Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h. Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha. Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI? GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna. Papa aur [...]
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
(1)Santa-Wo Ladki kitni sundar hai ! Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai. Santa-wo kese. Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha “CHAALU KHATA” (2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai. (3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal [...]
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.
(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]
