JOKES and funny Jokes » banta jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 what more in me http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1131 what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

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Papa:Ha
Beta:KisSe?
Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se
Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli?

Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge?
Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge?
aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!!

Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he
Girl-Chhoro na
Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he
Grl-Chhoro na
Papu-Itni der se chhor hi raha hu .

Teacher:Batao, chiti badi hai ya fir haathi?
Santa:Aise kaise batau?
Pehle dono ki date of birth batao..!

Sir:Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye.
Santa:par Sir,Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aate
Ho Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Ho!

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Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai…

Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do.
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge
Pappu:Nahi Papa kasam se jab sub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga.

bati-papa 1Ladka Mujhe Bar-Bar
I LOVE U Bol Raha He,Kya Karu?
banta-Beta Usse Shadi Kar Le,
Zindgi Me Agar 2ra Bol de To Mera Nam Badal Dena.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu

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God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si..

Intelligent Santa-
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE.

Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Baba-Ja beta.
“SULABH SHOCHALAYE” khol De.

Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega.
Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He
SANTA-Kya?
BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga.

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Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h.
Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha.

Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI?
GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI
But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna.

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye
Papa:Waiter,
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.
Beta:Ice-Cream kyu
papa?Aap bhi Beer pijiye na..

BOY: papa aaj meri GIRLFRND ka birthday hai. Use kya du ?
Papa : Dekhne mein kaisi hai??
BOY: Mast hai.
Papa:Mera number de de

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blood group ek hi hai kya ?
Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga,
25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai,

Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji=Shadi karlo
Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi
Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi.

Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He
Pappu-Sir,Wo Isliye Kyuki Mere Papa Ki Wish Hai Ki Mai
Bada Ko Kar Doctor Banu.

Sardar:maine aaj railway Walo ko buddhu banaya.
Friend:kaise?
Sardr:maine ticket to kharida lekin train pe nhi gaya.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne 3-4 thapad lagaya
Dad: Kya bat ho gayi?
Maa: Kambakht paida hota hi puch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.

Teacher:Zinda rehne k
liye kaun si chiz zaruri he?
Pappu Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam..
Ek mulaqat zaruri he sanam.

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Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai.
Santa-wo kese.
Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha
“CHAALU KHATA”

(2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?
Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He
Santa: Kha?
Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai.

(3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal De
Naukar-Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai
Santa-Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.

(4)Santa 1 din new
scooty par aa
raha tha
banta:ye scuty
kaha se le aaya?
Snta:yar raste
me 1 ladki mili
thi,boli kuch bhi le lo;me ye le aya.

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Saheb: kal aana
Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony
mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha.

2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare.
aur 2 lesson wale gal pe.
1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha
lo.?
madam- Q?
Bacha- mujke puri book yadd hai.

3)Ek conductor ki sadi ho rahi thi.
Jab Dylhan phero ke waqt kske pas Aker baithi vo
bola thoda pas ho k baith ,
ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

4) A lady to another
lady; jab tera divoce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: woh kabhi kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the .

5) A prengnat lady went to an Astrologer,
Astrloger: When u Deliver a baby’s father will die.
Lady: thank godi my husband is safe!

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Banta- irshad irsahd.
santa- arz kiya hai.
banta-irshad,
Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de.
banta- wah-wah wah-wah..!

teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har
aurat KO  maa samjo.
Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.

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santa batna se yar mujko meri
gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu
banta
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo,
ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye.

(2)

banta ne apni bhabi ko mara.
sabta- itna q mara?
banta- yarr kay karu mai jis – se phi puchat ki tu
kis-se bat kar raha hai, wo kahte  teri bhabhise

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