Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi? Papa:Ha Beta:KisSe? Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli? Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge? Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge? aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!! Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he Girl-Chhoro na Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he Grl-Chhoro na Papu-Itni der [...]
A boy asked to a girl:tum itni khubsurat kyo ho? Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h. Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha. Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI? GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna. Papa aur [...]
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
1) Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai/ Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 2) “MAA-BAAP” ki 1 Dua zindgi bana degi, Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi, Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund [...]
Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
Collge ka 1st Day Boy:Tumhra Name kya ha? Gal:Muje Sab Didi kahte he Boy-wow Wat a Coincidence Mujhe sab Jijaji kahte he. Girl-Muje Apni Heere ki Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dkh K Tmhe Yaad kiya Krugi. Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Krna K maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di ya soch [...]
