JOKES and funny Jokes » boy jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 masti wale jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/06/jokes-5/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/06/jokes-5/#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 18:51:34 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=770 Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi?
Papa:Ha
Beta:KisSe?
Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se
Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli?

Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge?
Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge?
aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!!

Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he
Girl-Chhoro na
Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he
Grl-Chhoro na
Papu-Itni der se chhor hi raha hu .

Teacher:Batao, chiti badi hai ya fir haathi?
Santa:Aise kaise batau?
Pehle dono ki date of birth batao..!

Sir:Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye.
Santa:par Sir,Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aate
Ho Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Ho!

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Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h.
Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha.

Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI?
GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI
But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna.

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye
Papa:Waiter,
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.
Beta:Ice-Cream kyu
papa?Aap bhi Beer pijiye na..

BOY: papa aaj meri GIRLFRND ka birthday hai. Use kya du ?
Papa : Dekhne mein kaisi hai??
BOY: Mast hai.
Papa:Mera number de de

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/21/funny-funny-jokes/feed/ 0 jokes of the day http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/02/07/jokes-of-the-day-2/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/02/07/jokes-of-the-day-2/#comments Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:17:34 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=628 1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do .
Saheb: kal aana
Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony
mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha.

2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare.
aur 2 lesson wale gal pe.
1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha
lo.?
madam- Q?
Bacha- mujke puri book yadd hai.

3)Ek conductor ki sadi ho rahi thi.
Jab Dylhan phero ke waqt kske pas Aker baithi vo
bola thoda pas ho k baith ,
ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

4) A lady to another
lady; jab tera divoce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: woh kabhi kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the .

5) A prengnat lady went to an Astrologer,
Astrloger: When u Deliver a baby’s father will die.
Lady: thank godi my husband is safe!

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Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai.

2)  “MAA-BAAP” ki  1 Dua zindgi bana degi,
Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi,
Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na

RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund puri dharti hila degi.

3) Zindgai k 7 aehem kaam
1) studies
2)games
3)entertainment
4) love
5)
6)
7)
bus is love ke bad koi kisi kam ka nahi hota.

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Banta- irshad irsahd.
santa- arz kiya hai.
banta-irshad,
Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de.
banta- wah-wah wah-wah..!

teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har
aurat KO  maa samjo.
Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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 Boy:Tumhra Name kya ha?

 Gal:Muje Sab Didi kahte he

 Boy-wow Wat a Coincidence Mujhe sab Jijaji kahte he.

Girl-Muje Apni Heere ki Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dkh K Tmhe Yaad kiya Krugi.

Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Krna K maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di

ya soch ke yad kar lena mujko

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