Saas Bahu jokes
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna Bahu:Samajh Gai. Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
jokes of the day
Girl-jab tumhe meri yadd ati hai to ium kya karte ho, Boy- mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leta hu aur tum? Girl- mai GOLO FLALEK PI LETI HU. Maine ek Dr. se puchha- Bacche itne shararti kiyu hote hai, Fantastic jawadb mila: jo cheez banti hi Sharart se wo Sharif kaise ho sakti h? [...]
facebook jokes
Boy:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi? Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga. Wife:Jab main Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo Husband:Taki Muhalle wale ye na samjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu. Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho? Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di. Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya [...]
banta funny jokes
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
funny santa banta jokes
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
jokes for u
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
fuuny jokes esa bhi hota ha
(1) Pappu cycle ke break hath me lekar nach raha tha. Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho… pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE” (2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua? Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!! (3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi [...]
jokes and sms
Boyfriend rushees home: pack ur bag honey . i,ve won Rs 10 crores in a lttery. Gf: WOW! thailand or Switzerland? BF: WHO Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST…… Afsos Hota Hai US pal jab apni pasand koi, chura Leta hai, hum khwabo me Dekha karte hai usey. Aur Haqkikat koi aur [...]
really funny jokes
Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.
santa ke jokes
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
