JOKES and funny Jokes » free jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Saas Bahu jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/10/saas-bahu-jokes/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/10/saas-bahu-jokes/#comments Tue, 10 May 2011 16:28:12 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=776 Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai.
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

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Boy- mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leta hu aur tum?
Girl- mai GOLO FLALEK PI LETI HU.

Maine ek Dr. se puchha-
Bacche itne shararti kiyu hote hai,
Fantastic jawadb mila:
jo cheez banti hi Sharart se wo Sharif kaise ho sakti h?

Waife- Sunoji , ajkal ladka bahut paise udane laga Hai,
jaha bhi chhupati hu, Dhundh leta Hai,
Dad- saale ki book me rakh exam tak nai dhundh payega

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Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga.

Wife:Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Ap Balcony me
kyu chale JateHo
Husband:Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu.

Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho?
Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga.
Son=Bazu wali aunty ko kaunse tables aate hai?

Ladka-muje apki beti se shadi karni H
Bap-Teri incom To Us K Toilet Paper B Aford Nhi Kr Sakti
Ladka-Acha!Itni POOTI Krti H To Fir Rhne Do.

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Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai…

Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do.
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge
Pappu:Nahi Papa kasam se jab sub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga.

bati-papa 1Ladka Mujhe Bar-Bar
I LOVE U Bol Raha He,Kya Karu?
banta-Beta Usse Shadi Kar Le,
Zindgi Me Agar 2ra Bol de To Mera Nam Badal Dena.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu

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God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si..

Intelligent Santa-
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE.

Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Baba-Ja beta.
“SULABH SHOCHALAYE” khol De.

Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega.
Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He
SANTA-Kya?
BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga.

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blood group ek hi hai kya ?
Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga,
25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai,

Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji=Shadi karlo
Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi
Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi.

Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He
Pappu-Sir,Wo Isliye Kyuki Mere Papa Ki Wish Hai Ki Mai
Bada Ko Kar Doctor Banu.

Sardar:maine aaj railway Walo ko buddhu banaya.
Friend:kaise?
Sardr:maine ticket to kharida lekin train pe nhi gaya.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne 3-4 thapad lagaya
Dad: Kya bat ho gayi?
Maa: Kambakht paida hota hi puch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.

Teacher:Zinda rehne k
liye kaun si chiz zaruri he?
Pappu Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam..
Ek mulaqat zaruri he sanam.

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Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho…
pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE”

(2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua?
Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!!

(3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi Se Rehne Wale,
Aagayakari Aur Ghar Sanwar Kr Rkhne Wali LdkiChahiye
Girl:Mere Ghar Aake Mere Naukrani Ko Le Ja

(4) Ek admi kabar par betha tha,
Musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
Admi:darne ki kya bat hai???
ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya

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i,ve won Rs 10 crores in a lttery.
Gf: WOW! thailand or Switzerland?
BF: WHO Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST……

Afsos Hota Hai US pal jab apni pasand koi, chura Leta hai,

hum khwabo me Dekha karte hai usey.
Aur
Haqkikat koi aur bana leta hai..

Behtr se Behtr ko Tlash karo Mile na to samandr talsh karo
Tut jata h shisa hr Pathar ke chot se
Tut jaye patar Aisa shisa tlash karo.

Mai tainu samjahava ki: na tere waajo
lagda jee (tu ki jaane pyarr mera)
mai karu intezaar tera .

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Banta- irshad irsahd.
santa- arz kiya hai.
banta-irshad,
Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de.
banta- wah-wah wah-wah..!

teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har
aurat KO  maa samjo.
Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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