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what more in me

jacky — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000

what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

friend ship sms

jacky — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 16:07:59 +0000

khuda se kya mangu apke
vaaste sada khushiyon se
bhate ho apke raste,hansi
apke chehre pe rahe is
tarah,khushboo phool ka
sath nibhati h jis tarah…
ap jaha jaye khushiye u hi
bikhati rahe…

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

Dusaro ko itni jaidi
Maf kar diya karo..
itni jaidi Aap Bhagwan se
Apne liye mafi ki Ummeed Rakhate ho.

Aaj khuda se meri mulakat hui,
Thodi hi sahi par bat hui,
Maine Aap k bare me pucha
Mere sabhi dost kaise he?
Khuda;
Sambhal k rakhna bilkul mere jaise he.

Kabhi na bhulo Aap muskurana
kabhina khatam ho khusi ka khajana
Aapko mile jhaa ki har khusi, ……
Chahe khuda ko pade jamin par Aana

Ae “msgs”
mere dosto ko pegam dena
khusi ka din hasi ki sham dena…..
jab wo padhe pyar se mera
msgs to un k chehre par pyari simuskan dena.

Koi new accha sa sms hai kya?
Hai toh,use jaldi se
Paper par likhkar almaari me band kar do
Kahi galti se SEND ho na jaye.

sanat is crazy

jacky — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:50:22 +0000

(1)

santa batna se yar mujko meri
gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu
banta
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo,
ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye.

(2)

banta ne apni bhabi ko mara.
sabta- itna q mara?
banta- yarr kay karu mai jis – se phi puchat ki tu
kis-se bat kar raha hai, wo kahte teri bhabhise

santa ke jokes

jacky — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:34:57 +0000

(1) santa – Itne kam marks.

Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . .

(2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

pyar me kay hota ha

jacky — Sat, 29 May 2010 18:13:06 +0000

pyar me maut se drta kaun h,
Pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun h,
Hum to kr de pyar me jaan bhi kurban,
Pr pta to chle k humse pyar krta kaun h

Hum har kisiko apna banaya nahi karte,
yu kisike liye muskuraya nahi karte,
jin ko keh dete hai hum apna,
unhe hum bhulaya nahi karte.

Ek khwab,ekpyar aur ek haqikat ho tum,
dosti m padne vali hr zaroorat ho tum,
jisko roz pyare-pyare sms karne pade,
mere dost wo musibat ho tum

Mohbat muqdr hoti h koi khwab nhi,
ye wo ada h jisme sb kamyab nhi,
jinhe pnah mili wo to kuchLog h,
aur jo pagl hue unka koi hisab nhi.