JOKES and funny Jokes

Santa- banta se 1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag. Tum kay loge? banta:-COW santa:-main hota to dimag leta. banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.

Elephant -  mouse tum mujse dosti karoge Mouse    -  par tum bhut bade ho Elephant –  dosti me chota bad nahi hota Mouse    – ok fir accha ha par ek bat ha khayal rakhna Elephant –  kon see bat ka Mouse    –  me apne kapde share nahi karuga .

Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya. Banta- kay hua yarr? Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h, Banta – to pani me q dubaya? Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na . Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe [...]

(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel ,      ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do,      taj- kiske name se bheju sir,    Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do. (2)  kID    – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega?        [...]

teacher: what is ur father Sonu : lcs in summer & and pcs in winter Teacher: whta’s that Sonu : ice cream seller in summer & pakoda caht seller in winter teacher : which soap us use? monu : sonu soap,sonu paste, sounu brush teacher : is soun an internation company? monu : no, sonu [...]

(1) Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya (2) 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai [...]

Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai Teri ma [...]

p0lice: car wale ko roka, ye suraksha week hi. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho , isliye apko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai, Apa is inam ka kya karoge? Car Driver: mai is inam se apna driving licence banwaunga . pichhli seat par baiti uski maa boli, lski baat ka yakin [...]

Boy: Uncle Dettol soap hai kay? (naak se ugli nikalte huye): haan Beta hai na Boy: to phir haath dhoke ke “cream roll” de do >>> 3  PAGAL Zoom se Farra ho gaye wo ha unke name ha ravi , anup , nikhil wo ABHI   bcs kar rahe ha unme ravi ha wo jo yammha [...]

Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz fish do sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent HIV/ AIDS I ADMI K 20 BACHHE . ek  din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu?  sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir [...]