JOKES and funny Jokes » funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 what more in me http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1131 what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

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Boy- mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leta hu aur tum?
Girl- mai GOLO FLALEK PI LETI HU.

Maine ek Dr. se puchha-
Bacche itne shararti kiyu hote hai,
Fantastic jawadb mila:
jo cheez banti hi Sharart se wo Sharif kaise ho sakti h?

Waife- Sunoji , ajkal ladka bahut paise udane laga Hai,
jaha bhi chhupati hu, Dhundh leta Hai,
Dad- saale ki book me rakh exam tak nai dhundh payega

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Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega.
Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona.

santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi
banta-To exchange krna tha
santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha..

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SaNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yaar .

Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kese Aa Gye
Santa-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Q?
Santa-Machar Teacher K Gaal Pr Betha Tha.

Santa schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
G-Sir ne mara
M-Q
G-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo “bhonkte” he wo “kat’te”nhi

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Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga.

Wife:Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Ap Balcony me
kyu chale JateHo
Husband:Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu.

Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho?
Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga.
Son=Bazu wali aunty ko kaunse tables aate hai?

Ladka-muje apki beti se shadi karni H
Bap-Teri incom To Us K Toilet Paper B Aford Nhi Kr Sakti
Ladka-Acha!Itni POOTI Krti H To Fir Rhne Do.

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Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai…

Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do.
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge
Pappu:Nahi Papa kasam se jab sub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga.

bati-papa 1Ladka Mujhe Bar-Bar
I LOVE U Bol Raha He,Kya Karu?
banta-Beta Usse Shadi Kar Le,
Zindgi Me Agar 2ra Bol de To Mera Nam Badal Dena.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu

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God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si..

Intelligent Santa-
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE.

Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Baba-Ja beta.
“SULABH SHOCHALAYE” khol De.

Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega.
Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He
SANTA-Kya?
BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga.

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Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h.
Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha.

Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI?
GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI
But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna.

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye
Papa:Waiter,
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.
Beta:Ice-Cream kyu
papa?Aap bhi Beer pijiye na..

BOY: papa aaj meri GIRLFRND ka birthday hai. Use kya du ?
Papa : Dekhne mein kaisi hai??
BOY: Mast hai.
Papa:Mera number de de

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Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h
sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he.

santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua
To Apko Kesa Lgega
Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga
santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail Ho Gaya.
Santa tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho,
Halwai 30 saal se,
Santa badi sharm ki baat hai tumse aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Agr conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nhi kategi
or driver so jaye to sab ka ticket kat ja.

(2) Wife:Tumhara DosT Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He, Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi?
Husband:Q Roku Sale Ko ?Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya.

(3)1 Aadmi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski wife K Pas Aaya Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jgah Le Skta Hu?
wife Muje Koi Atraz Nhi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch lo

(4)Hi kese ho? Mera 1 kam karoge
kl shyam tak ap ka 1 photo muje chahiye Qk me 1 photo galery bana raha hu jiska nam hey??
“Bhagvan ki bhul”

(5)Pappu ka radio kharab ho
gaya, khol k dekha to under
chuha mara hua
tha, dekh k
Pappu bola:ae lo,chalega kaise.
Singer to mar

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Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI

(2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha
Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira
Pailot:Kya Hua
Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia

(3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi.
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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