(1) Pappu cycle ke break hath me lekar nach raha tha. Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho… pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE” (2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua? Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!! (3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi [...]
Master ji apne student se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao, Studt-Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki do beti hai, pr mai marta hu jyoti pe..
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
1) Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai/ Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 2) “MAA-BAAP” ki 1 Dua zindgi bana degi, Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi, Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund [...]
Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to zalim, Aurat se pit jaye to buzdil. Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekhkar ladai kare to jelous, Chup rahe tho be-gairet. Ghar se bahar rahe to aawara, Undar rahe to Nakara. Baccho ko dante to zalim, Na dante to laparwah. Aurat ko nokari se roke to sakki mizaaz, Or [...]
Har pal jab tumhari yad ati hai to aisa lagta he har eak pathar tumhar phek kar maru ta ke tumhe bhi pata chale har yad me kitna dard hota hai. . . . . Good morning I Sent u many msgs but i think u r not intrsted in replyin to even a single. [...]
(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
