JOKES and funny Jokes » funny http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 what more in me http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1131 what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/feed/ 0 sms http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/05/sms-4/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/05/sms-4/#comments Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:55:29 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=702 (1)kuch sapne adhure reh jate he,
Tab dil k dard ansu ban ke beh jate he Jo
kehte he ki hum sirf aap ke he ,
Pata nah iwo kaise alvida kehjate he.

(2)apno se door jaya nahi karte,
pass rahkar duriya banaya nahi karte,
jinhe ho har waqt apka khyal unhe apni
darshaan ke liye tarsaya nahi krt.

(3)ajaro Bate Milkar 1 Raz Banta He,
Saat Sur Milkar 1 Saaz Banta He,
Ashiqo K Marne Pe Kafan Bhi Nahi
MiltaAur Hasinao K Marne Par TAJ Bnta He.

4)dard nahi duniya ko dikhane k liye,
Har koi rota nahi ansu bahane k liye,
Ruthne ka maza to tab aata hai Jab koi apna ho manane k liye.

(5)bhi pyar kiya hai to is sawal ka jawab zarur dena..
2 aur 2 ankhe milne k bad 4 ho jati hai to 2 dil milne k bad 1 kyun ho jata hai.?

(6) zindgi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai
par zindagi kisi ki mehboob nahi banti
tamanna lekar jeete hai sab log
Magar har tamanna taqdeer nhi bnti.

(7) Zindagi me Ager kuch Hasil karna ho,
to humesha apne Dimag ki Suno,
Ager Dimag se koi jawab na Aaye,
to Aankhen band kar k socho kya
mere pass dimaage hai?

(8) pYAR “INSAN SE KARO USKI ‘AADAT’ SE NAHI
RUTHO UNKI ‘BAATO’ SE ‘UNSE’ NAHI
BHULO UNKI ‘GALTIYO’ KO ‘UNHE’NAHI,
QKI RISHTO SE ‘BADHKAR’KUCHH BHI NAHI,

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/05/sms-4/feed/ 0 love http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/01/03/love/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/01/03/love/#comments Mon, 03 Jan 2011 17:51:17 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=559 Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Kuch Is Tarah Hum Ghayal Hue…
Jaise Suraaj Ke Pyaar Mein Chandni Sharmaye,
Dur Thaa Suraj… Par Uski Kirane…Chand Ko Chuti Thhi,
Dur Thhi Wo Hamse… Par Unke Ahaat Hame Jhinjhod Tee Thhi,

Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Madhosh Hawa…Kuch Is Tarah Chali, Sarey Panno Ku Ulaath Gaye,

Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Unko Yaad Karkey Khud Mein Khote Thhi,
Kabi Tanhai Se..Kabi Parchaye Se Kehtee Thhi,
Dil Se Nikle Alfazzo Ko Pero Ke,Unpe Sheer Hum Lekhtee Thhi,
Khud Ko Unke Yaad Mein Bheego Ke, Chan Lamhey Hum Jeete Thhi,

Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Kuch Is Tarah Unke Yaad Aye…
Na Janey Kyun Bay Rukhe Chaye, Na Janey Kyun Unke Yaad Aye,
Na Mil Sakey Hum Unse, Kuch Mazbooriya Darmiyani Aye,

kuch Is Tarah Tanhai Chayi…
Kuch Is Tarah Tanhai Chayi…
Unke Ankho Mein Be Name Thhi, Kami Dono Ke Pyaar Mein Nahi Thhi,
Izlaam Unhe Kaise De Is Ruswaye Ka, Jab Unke Dekhney Ke Adaa Wahi Thhi,
Kuch Is Tarah Unki Yaad Aye…

(2)kesaa Ye Pyaar Hai Mere Khuda Mujhko Bata,
Kesi Ye Diwaangi Hai Ya Khudaa Mujh Ko Bataa,

Ashq Milte Hai Kyun Ulfat Mein Sabhi Ko Ye Bataa,
Ya Mile Mujhe Ko Hi Khali Mere Rabba Ye Bataa,

Bewafai Kyun Mili Pyaar Mein Mujh Ko Bataa,
Mujh Ko Gam Hi Kyun Mile Pyaar Mein Bas Ye Bataa,

Phir Bhi Usko Pyaar Karta Hai Dil Kyun Aaj Bhi,
Raaz Mujh Ko Kya Hai Ye Mere Khuda Mujh Ko Bata,

Ye Muje Khud Hi Nahi Hai Tu Bata Mere Khudaa,
Kyun Samajh Paya Nahi Wo Pyaar Meraa Ye Bata.

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/01/03/love/feed/ 0 really funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/12/14/really-funny-jokes-3/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/12/14/really-funny-jokes-3/#comments Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:14:41 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=527 Santa- ara kiya hai.
Banta- irshad irsahd.
santa- arz kiya hai.
banta-irshad,
Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de.
banta- wah-wah wah-wah..!

teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har
aurat KO  maa samjo.
Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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Pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun h,
Hum to kr de pyar me jaan bhi kurban,
Pr pta to chle k humse pyar krta kaun h

Hum har kisiko apna banaya nahi karte,
yu kisike liye muskuraya nahi karte,
jin ko keh dete hai hum apna,
unhe hum bhulaya nahi karte.

Ek khwab,ekpyar aur ek haqikat ho tum,
dosti m padne vali hr zaroorat ho tum,
jisko roz pyare-pyare sms karne pade,
mere dost wo musibat ho tum

Mohbat muqdr hoti h koi khwab nhi,
ye wo ada h jisme sb kamyab nhi,
 jinhe pnah mili wo to kuchLog h,
aur jo pagl hue unka koi hisab nhi.

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